She drives me crazy

Do you want to know something else that has been on my mind since my trip? You know how they say the poor folks in Asia make about 10 cents a day making all the crap we sell at Walmart and such? Well on that 10 cents a day, how do these Asian folks afford to travel? I swear I saw thousands of them at the airports I meandered thru. I tried speaking to several, testing the waters on whether they were spoke English or not. None of them did. So how on the pennies they make a day, can they afford to travel so much?

Also something else, I see them pick their noses, I mean they act as though they have a treasure map up there, I make eye contact with them, and they still keep digging. Why? Do they not understand that in our country that is ok behavior if your in kindergarten? I don't get it. And they have weird smelling breath. Is that from all the pussy cats and puppies they consume there?

Today at the jail the inmates were in rare form. I think some of them had missed me. I had one gal ask for some TP, so I went and got the roll and went to the cell door and said " who needed this? Better come get it"

Not one of them moved. Then I said" I am counting to three, if noone comes to this door to pick it up, its going."

I guess the gal who wanted it did not feel like getting her lazy ass out of bed. She gets up and says "I don't know why you couldn't just set it on the table."

To which I told her " why cant you get up and get it? I don't need it..And this isn't The Ritz and I am not your damn servant."

She was mad. And I did not give a rip.

You want to know something else that drives me crazy? Most of the ladies in our county lock up are Indians. Native Americans if you will. All these girls make more money sitting in jail then I do working a 12 hour shift. They get paid money every two weeks just because they are Indians or part Indian. One gal makes about 4,000 a month just because she is an Indian. How is this fair? I was obviously born into the wrong ethnic group. I am sure if I dig far enough maybe I can find an ancestor that maybe was part Indian. What are the odds of that do you think?

Is this all because we stole their land?

They can have it back. I hate knowing that a gal in jail for drug charges or second degree murder is making more money sitting in the county slammer then I am working there.

Anyhoo......

I get to work another 12 hour shift on Tuesday, then I am off until Saturday.. My house is a mess, my bees are un-ruley, my house is amess......yadda, yadda, yadda..

I can see I need to go find me a boy toy who is a full blooded Indian and doesn't mind a fat American lady with 3 kids to live off him...Only in the event that Mr Shaky dies..Of natural causes orwhathaveyou.

Bee Real