I hate everything about YOU

Dear Walmart,
I am not what you would call a valued customer of any kind. IN fact, I find your business practice quite cave man like. You have no common respect for all the mom and pop shops that help small communities and where folks make an honest living running their own bushiness. Why don't you care? I will tell you why, because your heart is full of greed and you honestly only give a crap about making a buck for you. You sell crap made cheaply in Japan where people work their asses off to make 50 cents a day. Then you "pass along your saving to us"

But this is not what I am pissed off about today. Out of pure desperation I had to go to one of your stores the other day. I needed to buy some paint for my kids room. I wanted to paint her room pink, because she wants it that way damn it.

So after my darling husband got home from a hard day..(ok that part is a lie, he was in a cool controlled temp environment while I was sweating my boobys off)..anyhoo, all our hardware slash paint stores were closed..

ok, another reason why this town sucks, you can not go to any stores past 5 pm..Your light bulb burns out at 5:30..Your crap ouuta luck and have to eat dinner by candle light...You out of candles?..Yup your screwed.

So we went to Wallmart. I head over to the paint section, pick out my color, and wait. Not ONE of your wonderful employees came over. And there was no customer service button to push. Why? You suck.

So hubby went over to another dept and had them paige over the store.."hello employees of walmart some asswipe needs help in the paint..."

We wait a another good 10 minutes. Finally I tell my hubby I need to go walk around because if I am there when an employee finally shows up, there will be abrawl, and I know how this embarrasses him..So I was avoiding it.

I walk around your crappy store with bad lighting, smelly people and cheap crap.

I walk for 20 minutes, feeling way OVER dressed the entire time. Who knew that wearing short blue jean shorts and a cute tank top would make me feel not trampy, but rather OVER dressed. I just looked like I had come from a business meeting compared to the jokers I see in there. Really, you need a dress code for your shoppers. I can only take so much of viewing humans in stained shirts, ripped pants and crumbs in their beards and greasy un kept hair. And that is both male and female, yes ladies with beards do shop at walmart... I guess they feel like they fit in. Good for them I say, its good to have a place where we all feel we belong.

So I finish my walk thru and tell myself I need to shower when I get home to get the stench of Walmart off my person. I think one of them hoodlulms rubbed against me..EWWW..

I get back to the paint counter. NO EMPLOYEE THERE...My hubby is standing there looking all patient. He tells me not ONE person who works there had walked by.

I told him to leave the cart full of crap he thought he was buying because we were leaving. And on my way out I would let one of your oh so helpful workers know how much they suck.

I walk to the front where for sure I should SOMEONE who works here.

I find a young lady, she had some weird crap stuck in her braces..Really tell your employees to brush their teeth..Thank you.

I ask her if anyone is working in the paint dept today or if it was closed on Mondays because it was paiged over the intercom TWICE that I needed help getting pink paint for my kids room..

She tell me.."Gosh I don't know.."

I tell her I had been waiting for over a half hour for some shmuck to come over and mix some paint for me.

" gosh I just don't know"

So I then tell her.." Yes, noone at Walmart ever knows anything."

I just wonder what kind of place you run. You have no costumer service, your employees don't know shit and your store stinks.

Why do people shop there?

How do you keep going?

Is Satan running Walmart? I do believe he is. I bet if I busted thru the employee lounge door your red rear end would be sitting in the break room with your hooves up on the table sipping blood from puppies.

Walmart, not only do the lowest of low shop there, but they also work there.

I have decided to mix red food coloring in a gallon of milk to paint my kids room...But thank you anyway..

Let this be a friendly warning..I am on to you. I know I have my issues with Target, but hell, the store is clean, the employees cant take pee breaks, but hell they look nice and are helpful.

And there crap isn't cheap looking, that's why people can not afford to shop there, and if they sold paint, I would not have been at your establishment. I am a Target girl.

And they where walkies so that if a patron has a question, someone can help them, and there are buttons all over the store in case u need help.

Its called Customer Service.

Look it up.

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I have an ode to McDonald's too today.

DEAR RONALD,
when I stop by and order a grilled chicken sandwich and large diet coke, and I get home and have crispy chicken and regular coke, it pisses me off.

Now if I ask for no tomato but get a slice, that is an easy fix for me.

But I cant take the crispy off the chicken nor the fact it had just been sitting in a pot of hot boiling grease.

And I can not magically take the sugar and calories out of the regular soda.

What the hell are you doing? Trying to kill me?

Let this be a warning for you...I will get my grilled chicken elsewhere along with my diet soda.

I know your worried. I did not eat lunch today thanks to you...And wasted money that I could of bought some lotto tickets with.

Bee Real