No Matter What!

I could tell you about the inmate who was hoarding her meds and trying to sell them to other inmates, or I could tell you how the same inmate was hoarding razors. Or I could tell you bout how Blondie Bee refused to play with her little girl friend but jumped up when Ugly Kid came to the door. I am gonna castrate that boy before too long, just to keep my bases covered.

But today I am gonna talk about something else. You see on August 29th something happen to me. It was three years ago this year. I wont say it was life threatening per say, but damn close...This is what happen on August 29th 3 years ago..



















Yes folks that is my Boo Bee the day I pushed her from my loins. She is now 3 and she is still that cute.

My Boo Bee is an odd sort. She likes bending over when she is nekkid and spread her butt cheeks apart and say " momma I fartin...hahahahaha"

She likes to say " momma I don ike u"

or " momma peeeeeeeeeease can I go ou-side"

I don't think she can say the letter T to come think of it..Remember folks she is my retard. But she is a happy retard. And who doesn't like a happy retard?

My Boo likes clouds. She likes suckers. She likes any reason to be nekkid, but she would rather keep her shoes and socks on if u will let her.

This past year she has grown like weed. She can now reach knives, apples off the counter, get suckers from the shelve and answer the phone.

although when she answers the phone she says " ha-wo" then she hangs it up. Which is fine by me because I dont like talking on the phone anyway. You put her on with a telemarkerter and they wont be calling back..I guarantee it.

She is learning how to ride a bike, she hates holding my hand, but she likes to have someone lay in bed and cuddle with her at night.

She no longer needs a sippy cup, she also needs no help eating. She can brush her teeth alone, and wash her hands with no help. She likes to wash her own hair and she likes to comb her own hair.

She does not need me for much of anything anymore.






















She likes to wear her " simming soup" even if she isn't swimming..





















She likes to throw rocks and watch clouds in the sky.























But she still cant wipe her own ass...


Happy Birthday Boo Bear.....

Bee Real