Empty Garden

Things have been super busy. Crap is happening I cant control, and I am tired out. I am going on my 7th day in a row working. I will get two off ,then on again for two more at least. If I can just get thru my shift at the jail tonight I will be ok, I hope.

I only wanted ONE part time job, to get out of the house and to have beer money. I will be damned if I haven't worked over 40 hours the last week. I don't have time for anything.

Dinner? Nope, Bossy has been fasting since my last day off which was hell if I remember. I cook for the inmates here at my hive, but I don't eat. I don't like eating before work. It has to do with potentailly getting the runs while out of my house. Sometimes after I eat my intestines want to get rid of stuff fast, so I have to run to the crapper and let it all squirt out. I prefer doing it at home. Call me retarded.

The way I feel you would think I am in my late 80's working a full time job and 4 part time ones. I am so tired . I am tempted to take a nap in an empty cell at work...And even be willing to be locked in.

I had to book an inmate last night who was a very annoying. I forget what he was charged with now, but he kept repeating the same crap over and over. I finally told him if I hear him ask that question one more time I was putting him in lock down..He asked again..

Damn, he was free to go, I couldn't lock him down..But I wanted to slap the crap out of him. I can not stand being asked the same thing more than say...50 times. The first 49 times I can handle it...After that, Bossy cracks.

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I am watching Dr 90210. It is 12:50 am....I need to save up money for a boob job. I see them doing a boob job on here. I need one.

I want some lipo too. I have stated this before. If you want to donate for my makeover, let me know. Just a nip here and a tuck there, nothing to fancy. After three kids and a hellofa lot of nachos, and burgers, I need some lipo on the thighs. And hips. And butt. Lets not forget the back fat. You know the fat that sometimes hangs over your bra strap? Ok, maybe I am the only one who has that. I hang my head in shame. I need a bra that fits. I don't have one that fits right.

I want a butt lift. I have noticed on several occasions that my bum is kind of drooping below the point a bum should droop too. So I want a total lower body lift.

A nose job too. I always thought my nose was too big.

some permanent eyeliner....Ok never mind, I have never worn eyeliner in my life, why start now?

And I want some of that laser crap so I don't have to shave the pits or the legs ..Or the.......

delicate bikini area

I am swamped with so much nonsense and crap I am not sure if I will post again until at least Thursday.

I am getting all ready for my flight back home next week. I will be gone Thursday thru Sunday. I know, I know, you will miss me. Not to worry, before I leave I will again leave a list of crap I own that I am willing out to you in the event my plane is taken over by angry nuns, snakes ..Or heaven forbid ...Gorillas.

Or if the pilot is snockered and flies us into Lake Michigan..

Well I have some crap I need to deal with, then I am going to bed. Its 1am, and I am tired. I hope to God I don't dream about Lionel Richie tonight. Or that damn lizard in the Gico commercials. I had a dream one night I had him over for fish and chips and my cat ate him.

I wont even go into detail about my Lionel Richie dream. I will just say we were not dancing on the ceiling, or........running with the night..

Ok, now I am for sure gonna dream about him now...damnit..

*shudders*

bee real