So tonight is the night. As someone stated yesterday I am off to see a geriatric rock band. That hurt Suzie, I hope your happy. I did not go buy a new slutty shirt. I am going to dig through my heap of crappy clothes and see what I can find. Maybe I still have the shirt I wore back in 1987 when I went trick or treating as a punk rocker..I mean hooker.....I told the parents I was a punk rocker..For some reason being a hooker for Halloween was in back in the 80's.
Anyhoo, maybe before I leave I will snap a shot of what I may or maynot be wearing. Since they are old and feeble I better wear long sleeve and a hood. I don't want to aggravate their already delicate heart condtions...
And trust me, my bossoms are enough to knock anyone out. They are that big. NO really. They. Are.
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There are some homeless people who have been sleeping in the park right down the street from us, and its troubling me. Sure its sad they are without homes, but that is not my issue as bad as that sounds.
My nine year old son should work for UNCEF or Save the Childrens Christian Fund. Everything we see these guys laying on the benches with paper over top their bodies, he asks me if they can live in our basement. His reasoning is simple.
We have a bedroom down there we don't use, plus there is a bathroom.
Oh how sweet your thinking. Well it gets better. He then follows that with..we can charge him 100 dollars rent a month, then in 3 months I will have enough money to buy an X-BOX 360.
Kinda melts your heart doesn't it?
I tell him the men have no jobs that is why they are homeless. His problem solving for this one is..
nervermind then
that's my boy, saving one homeless person at a time...
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Boo Bee wanted me to teach her how to drive yesterday. When I told her I would not she was all sad and said.." Its easy momma, just twy"
Then she found a stick in the back yard grabbed her bucket and walked over to the pool. I asked her what she was doing she told me she was fishing. She put the stick in the water, pretended she was reeling a big one in, bright her pole over to the table I was sitting at, and said " dare momma, dats your dinner, a fish."
Thank you Boo bee, your pretend fish was ever so delightful and eating this way will surly get me down toa size 0 in no time.
Your the best..You always have my back..
Bee Real
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
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Ooooh, I'm first ... don't think I've ever been first. Yayyy, everyone cheer for Meow.
Ok, now that that's over ...
Hope you have a ball at the concert, and you don't knock anyone out with those bazookers that you claim are SO BIG ... hahaha, just kidding, had a mental picture happening !!
Sooo, where's the photo ?????
I like the way your son thinks ... he's gonna be an entrepreneur one day !!
Anyway, have a great time, dance in the aisles, sing your voice hoarse, and tell us all about it tomorrow.
Take care, Meow
meow,
well since it is really still monday night here, i will post a pic tommorw after i am all slutifeid:)
and not to worry, u will here all about it wed:-)
At least with Boo Bee's fish - you don't have to take them off the hook, bait the hook or any of that kinda of stuff...
have a blast at the concert!
You're high on meth already, I sense.
*kiss*
fanstagirl,
damn good thing too, i dont touch fish, or the bait:)
autumn,
its funny how you can sence these thing. if only i had such an excuse to be as weird as I am;)
man, i just re-read this post and saw most of it makes no sence.
i really need to hire a proof reader.
UR big ole bazookas prolly looked damn sporty in ur 80's slut outfit!!!!!
Take that lil girl fishing sheeeeeeeesh
and I'm for your son being a capitalist, come on help a guy out who needs an x-box
just for the record x-box obviosly doesnt mean the same thing as it meant to me...........
X-box
wow
anyhoo
yeah wow
jsull
dont you BE back sassin me girl. just kidding
sorry i hurt your feelings, but it was more toward those def old men, so maybe i hurt their feelings. crickies i just bought their CD again, and i listen to it all the time. so stop wit yer whinin, i's jus jealous and stuff. hope you have funnnnnnnn
js,
well they werent big in 1986, they were mearly the size of marbles, and not the stealys.
i should take her fishing, but i dont touch worms;)
suzie,
oh gosh, i got caught back sassin a socail worker. I better go hide.
Your kids totally crack me up!
Mine are really good at feeding me pretend food as well.
:)
Oh, and...Merry is starting to be a regular theologian.
She likes to tell me all about God and what He does and where He lives and what He should do. LOL
Its great.
kendra,
all kids have funny ideas dont they..but Merry knows where God lives?..can I get the address?
that is just priceless..
Well then I guess the Bazooka's were in the making in the 80's
but come on now tell us if you have used the handcuffs at home or at work!!!!!
hehe
ole j
You are going to have a blast tonight. I like the way the boy thinks though he should give a little more time so he can get some games for his x box. Be careful with the deadly bazookers we wouldn't want you to have to stay the night in with the guys you will be guarding.
Ahhh, yes, I get the pretend cookies all day long... they are ever so yummy.
Have a good time tonight chick.
Hey, I'd love to go see the old men with you :) No one would go with me when they were here :( Hubby actually laughed at me when I mentioned it! Poison is coming in concert on my wedding anniversary next month and hubby's already made it clear that we will not be going...what a party pooper!
Sounds like you have a Donald Trump in the making. Though I'm not too sure about having homeless people in my house....maybe he should come up with something else.
js,
well acctaully I didnt have any till the late 90's when I had my first lil bee. Thats when they over took the rest of my torso area;)....no handcuffs here..just plastic ones the kids have;)
karin,
well i plan on keeping the girls under lock and key tonight..i should be ok;)
jewl,
well as long as we are just eating pretned anything our weight should not go up:-)
denise,
POison?..ok I will go with you.
I so loved them back in the day.
I need Boo to head this way so I can dine on her pretend food. Unless that happens I don't have much to pack for the trip! Actually I have lots of clothes. It's just hard to wear them and breathe at the same time!
Yes, you need to go back to last week to read the funny that had us rolling. You just breezed by it since you had so many important things going on and didn't have time to join in.
Hope you have a wonderful time tonight! Did I read you're going with your mother?! Rock on sister friend!
tammy,
when u dont have friends your mother has to fill in:)
ok i will have to go back and read...i hate it when i miss important stuff.
when r u leavig?..i should email you i guess huh?
Oddly enough, I get mildly aroused when hearing that you’re wearing a ‘slutty shirt’. I don’t care if it was for Halloween. I want PICTURES posted up woman!
On a much more innocent note…your son sounds incredible. What a heart for others he has. Your kids sound great!
Merry knows where God lives, although she is slightly confused. I tried to say HE lives in our hearts, and she flipped out. "No, Mommy! He lives at our church! That is where He is!"
Oh...and God made everything. The wet wipes, the toilet, the sink and us.
deb,
your such a bad girl..i love it..but I wont be wearing a slutty shirt, i highly doubt the one i wore at 12 will fit me now..haha..but i am going to see what I can find..I like looking slutty sometimes;)
kendra,
that is so cute..HE lives at church, that is so cute..and i guess God did have a hadn at the wipes and poopers..she is a smart cookie:-);)
have fun!!!
The things young'ins say are just too darn cute :-). Yer boy has a some smarts right there. He figured himself a way to raise money for a game player thingy:-). Can't knock em for that one..Yer other lil one, well bless her heart at least it's fish to eat stead of catchin a cheeseburger aye?. *giggles*
Girl !!! you rock out tonight like it was 1984 or 5 or 6 or whatever. *wink*. I'll be there rockin in thought..WOO HOO!!!!
jodes,
thankyou...i pla on it:)
kaliblue,
i will feel you rocking with me..
and lets not get too techincal with the year, lets not give our age away..teehee
i would rather have a cheeseburger though;)
Hi you!
Hope you have a blast tonight,how could you not w/ who your seeing right? how awesome that mom is going w/ you- does she like the bands?
Anyway, Have fun & sing loud!
take care :)
michele,
acctually it was her idea..
her and I use to rock good before she liked country..
we have seen def leppard, whitesnake, tina turner, janet jackson, and the list goes on and on..
I know you covered a lot of topics, and most of your audience is female. You do have a way of throwing in little things that tend to make a man's mind wander.
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