This is going to be my first weekend off in it seems like 20 years. Well I guess about 2 weeks really.
It is going to be hot here over the weekend..Suppose to be 100-104 Sunday. I plan on spending most of the weekend in either my birthday suit or my simming soup. Depending on what are visitor ratio will be. If it is a low census coming, that will reflect what my daily attire will be
I plan on putting a blanket on freshly mowed, yet crunchy grass. Taking my bottle of dark tanning coconut oil, my radio and a good Jimmy Buffet CD, maybe some drinks with little umbrella's , my sunglasses, and a sign that says " do not disturb unless I look like I may have suffered a heat stroke"
With the humidity should reach the 110's. I don't think I would stroke out until at least the 130's....I have not put this to any scientific data, and or research of any kind. Its just a hypothesis, if you will. But I do know what burning flesh smells like, so I will be keeping a watchful eye for that.
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No more news to report on the weird stalker guy. Course he could be on a greyhound bus headed for here, and he may trespass over my "do not disturb " sign, in which I believe, gives me the right to shoot him. I mean it will be a no tresspassing sign. Granted it is meant for the bees, hubby and mostly insects, I will still shoot on site.
Course I don't have a gun nor know how to use one. So a good kick in the balls will have to do.
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My mother started a blog. I got it up and running for her. She has no clue how to do these things. She is a tad retarded as well. Almost borderline drooling and crapping pants kind of retarded.
She is going to write about her adventures of being single and looking for love. We all remember the midget now don't we? Gawd I try to forget about that..
hence the drooling and crapping of pants retardeness
I am going to put her blog on my sidebar, if any of you wanna go say "hey retard"
her blog name is Old~Motherhen
yes I came up with that all on my own.
until I add it there you can go here www.nogoodmenleft.blogspot.com
Ok, that's all I have.
Have a great weekend. Now if you don't hear from me again one of two things have occurred.
1. Stalker found me and the kick in the balls did not take him down
B. I indeed can die of heatstroke before the 130's and my field research went array.
Bee Real
Friday, July 28, 2006
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Well, I think you should go right now and purchase a gun. I can't fathom not having one, hell I can't fathom not toting one! Anyway you should get one and take lessons on how to use it. My daughter is 7 and she is a marksgirl! I have pictoral proof too!. Anyway I hope, since you aren't armed that your soccer skills are good and your aim is true. After the nut kick though I advise to swiftly move to the head kick and repeat 1121 times, that usually finishes the deal.
have a good weekend, drink 12 for me
ole gotcher back j
i would love to be laying in the sun, drinking some cocktails with ya! oh well.....
your momma is a sweetheart- i can see where you got your charm! :)
you are such a crack up...I swear!!!
I'll have to catch up about the stalker...I missed that one...sounds like you have a plan for him though...hahaha.
Cool...We will check out your mom's blog.
Shelly
js,
guns scare the bigeesus outta me..do u ever watch Reno 911? I would be like the moron last week who kept shooting himself on accident..
but trust e, my aim as a nutcracker is right on mark;)
thanks for tips:)
vani,
well getcher hinny over, i will save a spot on my blankiet for you:)
shelly,
yes go check out about my stalker. and i have a plan A and a plan B:)
So if you are playing a good Jimmy Buffet cd, what would be a bad one? You may not get heat stroke but 3rd degree burns instead. Good luck with that.
karin,
ok, you got me there. There is NO bad Jimmy Buffet CD's. I stand corrected.
I think I am immune to 3rd degree burns. Unless I happen to light myslef on fire or something;)
Does it really get that hot there?
That is way hotter then Florida,we get a lot of rain in the summer though-so the humidity is the worst here..
Your post cracked me up!
By the way Thanks a ton for helping me out earlier-I did well huh?
Take care!
:)
michelle
well here in MN we have extreme temps. in the winter we get down to -50 and in the summer it can spike to the high 90's to low hundreds.
granted it only comes in spurts..but we have been a streak of 90's for 3 weeks now..and I love it.
i see u did it..good job;)
Gawd I feel so old. I used to live in the sun, now I head for the shade. Such a lightweight.
Buzz
everyone should be armed, e-v-e-r-yo-n-e.
when the law abiders are armed the crime rate plummets. The crime rate against me is zero, I'm armed nearly as good as the national guard, plus ima fairly big boy so most folks don't f with me.
Lets not discuss your sorrer prowess, any man winces even at the thought of harm coming to his codjulators. And last but definately not least........... BB and Karin?
are y'all taking requests??
please play my JB fight song...... well I won't tell y'all guess
jsull28fl
I'm hoping sanity sets in and you stay out of the sun.
Have a good weekend.
gette,
your not old, your just smart:)
js,
well, i am armed sorta like preschool. your JB fight song...Let me see..cheese burger in paradise?..haha..I will keep guessing till I get it right..My personal fave is the fruit cake song;)
cliff,
I can not gaurentee amy sanity will be had:)
Damn
I havent been able to project my personality or my awesome "game" it doesn't appear.
WDWGDAS
try again
pretty J
oh hell..looks like i need to put my thinking cap on..
make no mistake, i am not a detceive nor would i make a good one, so you could throw me clues and they would wiz right by my blue eyes and blonde hair..
lets see....
why dont we get drunk and screw?
i mean the song..haha
If I went out and sunbathed in this, you'd never hear from me again.
I haven't checked today but we've been running 110° plus for what seems like forever.
Welcome to sunny California.
granny,
geesh, that is a bit on the warm side huh? I like it hot, but too many days with heat like that and Alaska would sound good.
stay cool if ya can..
Crashy didn't have a clue onhow to blog either, so I set a blog up for her (and me together), and now she's at it like a demented chimp - twice, three times a day, and check for comments every ten minutes... :)
Hey BB!
how are you? Sorry i havent been keeping up with you. I havent had the net. Its good to be back :)
Have a good weekend
xoxo
yes!!!!!!
and
yes!!!!!
atta girl
jsull
heart of darkness,
well so far my mom is still pretty clueless..when she wwent to post for the first time she did it allw rong and eneded up making a whole new blog..but i think she is catching on now..
princess,
i have wondered what happen to you...i keep checking on you and u never have a new post..glad you here now.
js,
ok, glad i got it..maybe i am not so stupid afterall:)
that is one of my favs too..
What a great blog - I really enjoy your writing style!
You got your mom to start a blog???????? Can you swing by my mom's house and get her acquainted with the computer? She's having a hard enough time trying to figure out push button telephones.
claire,
thank you..and please come back again..
deb,
well, my mom isnt exactly "catching on"..she is a bit if a retard;)
Try not to sun stroke or heat stroke :-). Have A Great Weekend and have another "Margaritaville" for me will ya ?.
Have A Great Weekend!!
kaliblue,
as of right now it says its around 104...and its only 2pm..
I so cant wait for tommorw to get my margarivtaville on:)
come on over and have some with me, i have a feeling we would have a hellofa good time;)
Bossy,
Just move SLOW if at all, in the sun. Then have someone flip you with a big spatula every half hour or so.
jerry,
well, i tend to move slow no matter what..and i dont want to ruin a good spatuala:)
Hi Bossy
Sorry I haven't posted to your comments for a couple of days but bloody hell its been crazy here.
Bloody cat is sneezing all over the house and causing a stir. Never mind.
Don't get to burnt enjoying your relaxing weekend. I don't really want to visit you in the burns unit.
Take care xxx
Hey, I'm finally back online and will start posting fresh stuff Monday.
britmum,
so wait..u wouldnt come see me if i was in the burn unit?..what about the "dumb ass heat stroke unit"?
doug,
well welcome back dude.
A girl after my own heart. Jimmy Buffet. The first album of his I bought ("A1A") was in 1974 (or '75). (when they were 33 1/3 vinyls). I have bought every one (w/ the exception of his sound track to "Rancho Deluxe") since then. I never miss a show that comes within 300 miles of me. Favorite song = "Somewhere Over China" and "Slow Boat To China". I wish I had that kind of weekend on my plate (instead of all this yard-work in the heat!) ENJOY you little Parrothead you!~ jb///
lz bloggr,
Jimmy Buffet is pure summer time fun..I would love to go see him, but I am afriad of the toxic pot fumes i might inhale..
dont sweat too much doing your yardwork:)
Ha! Thanks for commenting on my blog. I came by to say hello and found myself reading some great stuff! Your posts are hysterical! Enjoy your simmering weekend...
stacy,
thank you for stopping by, glad i could amuse someone, noone here appriecates my sence of humor anymore..
please keep coming back:)
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