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I have a burning question. Well not burning so much as just an annoying itch. I have stated before how I really detest resturant buffets. It seem old people and people who think they are sticking it to the place are drawn to them. There is just something about putting food on my plate that I know is either being heated by stale luke warm water or heat lamps that makes me feel like vomiting in my mouth. Then there is the not knowing how long it has actually been sitting there, or if anyone has accidentally put there scummy, dirty finger in there that they just picked their nose or scratched their bum with.

I will however make an exception. I do like a good Chinese buffet. I adore Asian food. Not the meat, I will not eat the meat. I have had one to many experiences with eating meat that should only be consumed by vultures or cannibals.

But my question is, how many trips do you make in order to get your moneys worth? If you only go up one time, that is not getting your bang for your buck. If you go 3 or more times, people will talk...And u walk out waddling because your an idiot.

This is my normal run thru the chinse line. First trip is noodles, satued' mushrooms, broccoli, and the green beans sauted' in some kind of brown sauce that looks like gasoline.

My second trip is more mushrooms, baked fish..(or maybe its eel, shark, snake, or puppy) and garlic bread. I don't consider fish a meat, its more of a solid food with protein and mercury, plus you can normally look at it and know it is a fish of some kind..Might be a blowfish instead of cod..How the hell do u know? Or it might be something along the lines of a fish they found dead on the beach and grabbed what was left after the pelicans and seagulls were thru eating it.

My third trip is the best yet. Its the dessert bar, which intales cream puffs, little coconut cake, rice pudding and almond cookies. Yes, I actually put all that on my plate. And eat it. Not willing to share. Not even if you begged or cried. Or threatened me with bodily harm.

Am I getting everything I can out of it? Or should I load up more? Or am I eating way too much and not leaving enough for the starving people who may rummage thru the dumpster after the shop closes?

I will say, one buffet I would gladly eat at again and again is a dessert only buffet. A place I can get any kind of cheesecake, bread pudding, cake, jello desserts with whipped cream, um cheesecake...I love cheesecake. Maybe a strickly cheesecake only buffet. That would be nice.

In my dessert only buffet there would be the finest selections of fruit and juices, as well as milkshakes, malts and smoothies. basically anything that would put you into a diabetic shock.

All this for a sound and stable 2dollar and 50cent.

If you are on a shoe string budget, u can still afford to come. Take back some pop cans and come on in..if your state does not collect money for pop cans as this one does not....Maybe get a job mowing the neighbors lawn or babysitting.

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My mentally impaired two year old is walking around with her t-shirt and diaper while wearing a winter knit hat. She is laying on my carpet telling me she is making snow angles. And now she keeps yelling for me to watch her..

"ookk momma, I make snow angels...It likes me. Look at the snow momma, u play wit me peese,lets make a snowman"

It is 104 outside right now. Heat warning in effect yet this retard is seeing snow.

Peace out...c-ya monday, if u wanna know what I am doing this weekend, look at the post below..dont be jelous..i am jsut a normal girl with big dreams, thats all
Bee Real