Here I go again

I have dealt with the amnesia I believe. It is a rampid epidemic I think. Kind of like gambling, drugs and wife beating. Only these are juveniles. Poor stupid juvies. There minds are so delicate, so mushy like oatmeal. I believe my Butch Bee has made a full recovery from the deep depths of his memory loss. Thank you Lord Almighty for keeping my family so insane. It makes me seem less crazy. But then again, I seem to be breeding the crazy, and that is never a good thing. Its people like me that need to be sterilized. But yet we keep breeding like rabbits and goldfish.

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so onto other matters. I don't know about any of you, but I really hate TV commercials. They are kind of like a nasty bout of runny diarrhea. But hence, we still have to live with it once in a while.

I notice on ads for weight loss products, be it Weight Watchers , nutri system, or what have you, that when they show the person who has lost weight they state in small letters..*results not typical*....

My question is this, if paying for your crap isn't going to help anyone lose weight, why do you think we would want to buy it? Sure..The woman who lost 500 pounds using Nutri system, that might not be a typical result, not everyone is that motivated. But when they show a woman who lost 15-20 pounds and they still say that *results aren't typical* it makes me wonder what the whole point of their ad was. What are you trying to sell me? If it isn't typical to lose weight while paying a small fortune for your product, why the hell would we want to buy it? It is just more proof to me that this planet we live on is inhabited with morons and retards. I see it everyday. If not at the DMV then on TV or hell...At church. RETARDS ALL ARE WE...We must stand united in the fight against stupid people.

Another thing that pisses me off...

yup there is more folks..Sorry

When I spend , lets say 4 bucks on a bag of Baked Lays Cheddar and Sour Cream chips and then open the bag and it is less than half full. Why do they sell half eaten bags of chips? When I spend money on my Baked LAys or Sun Chips even, I expect to pay for the whole product, not a half eaten bag.

Same thing with cereal. I did not pay for a half a box of raisin Bran or coco Puffs. I paid for a full bag. Maybe on small print somewhere on the bag it says *having a full bag of these crap is not typical* Am I missing the boat here. I want my moneys worth. If I am paying indeed for a full bag, you better give me a full damn bag. I don't have that kind of time to read all the fine print on the crap they sell at the store. If it indeed says on the bag that I am only paying for half a bag, then I hang my head in shame.

Now when it says "contents may settle during shipping" I do not count that as a half eaten bag. To me that means the sweaty , bald guy delivering the stuff to the store might of sat on the bag and crushed all my chips. Like they have settled to the bottom of my bag. But maybe it means he eats it..I don't know...If anyone knows anything about this..Please inform me..

I am a tad on the slow side as well..Thank you.

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Ok, something weird is happening, as I am sitting here with my butt and boob sweat typing this I have this strange person IMing me on yahoo. I don't know them, nor do I know how the found me. They have bothered me for a week now, but I just ignored them. Today I finally asked what the hell they wanted.

So he asked me if I work in law enforcement...How the hell would he even know this. I mean I have worked in law for 2 weeks now.

He then goes on to say he wants some advice, that he has been stalking some women and he cant stop. He goes into all the details of how he gets pleasure out of doing this and wants to know if I can help him. He wants me to turn him in.

Now I don't know who this person is or if they are even telling me the truth. And I don't want to be involved in any of this. But then if he is telling the truth and he is planning to do harm to these women, and he asking me to turn him in before he does...What the hell.. Now he says he wants me to call him. Damn, if Bossy ends up MIA this is what happens when you talk to someone you don't know...I normally do not do it, but this person has been coming on to talk to me a lot, and I just wanted to see what they wanted. I am a big fat Boob..Someone shoot me.. And dont talk to strangers people..remeber that..didnt Mr Rodgers once tell us that?..Why the hell didnt I listen?

Now I have a feeling I may have a stalker. I just pushed the ignore button. Hopefully he can not talk to me anymore. But now I am a tad freaked out. He lives in PA..Or so he says.

Damn...PEOPLE....Don't come to me with this stuff...I have enough crazy to deal with. Have you READ my blog?...damnitalltoheck.

I will keep you posted on this if need be. I told you this planet was run by morons and retards. My point gets more valid as I keep breathing.

Bee Real

ok let me add that I did NOT call him, nor did I even give him the chance to give me his number. this converstaion took place in the span of 15 miuntes and after a while I pushed the ignore button so he could no longer talk to me. I never had any intetions on calling this person, nor talking to them in any great length. And he has not been able to contact me since...yet anyway.