True colors

So it was hotter than my nice spot in hell today. We went out to play and my bees got hot and wanted to take their shirts off. I said yes..I am that kinda mom. As me and Blondie Bee were tanning ourselves, my Boo comes running and screaming for her life. Me to my dismay figure some sort of wild wilderbeast has got her by the leg or something. She comes running and says " momma, ober dare..Its chasing me"

"what is chasing you, I don't see anything"

" momma ober dare, its a snail and its chasing me, momma go squish it peese."

" a snail is chasing you?"

" yes momm,a its a snail and its chasing me..SQUISH IT"

Must of been a real fast moving one because I never saw heads or tails of it.

Then while she is running a muck shirtless, again I hear screams of alarm. She comes running to me once again, and again there is no wilderbeast attached to her limbs.

This time she says " oh know momma, oh know, I have a whole in my tummy"

hmm, a hole in your tummy, I don't see any blood, so what's this about I am wondering..

so I bite and say " where is your hole, I don't see it"

" right dare momma, look I have a hole in my tummy, oh know momma..I gots a hole in my tummy"

You will never guess where my Boo was pointing to..I am sure your thinking her belly button right.

Nope.

She is pointing and one of her future girls....Yes her little boobie buds.

and she ask me for a band aid..God I love this kid.


Ok onto the answer portion of the post..

This one is from Shelly at Pack of 2

ask the same question on all the blogs when this game comes up....***Have you ever made out with a girl?***

Ok, good question, but I must admit, I have not ever made out with a girl before..I have had dreams I am marrying a woman before...But I have a feeling I am missing something..Am I right?..

From Suzie

if you could have only one pair of shoes what would they be?

something comfy, maybe apair of those ole granny soes..

From Granny
So how did you come up with the "bee" theme?

Ok Granny, this is the story behind the bees...As some of you know I had to change my address and template to avoid people...This was what I came up with so I would not be tracked down...It just came to me one day..I like bees, and those are my kids real life nicknames too...They all begin with B..So I thought it was fitting..Then my good friend Melis designed it up for me..And this is how it was born..


This is from Britmum

Where are you from in Michigan and did you know me???

I am from a small town about an hour and half north of Detroit..It is one the east part of the state..By Lake Huron...

do I know you?...Gosh, I don't know...Lets just say yes..

and she also added these ones..
How many boyfriends did you have before Mr Shaky Pants? And why is he called Mr
Shaky Pants?

Ok, how many boyfriends did I have....Well I started dating Mr Shaky when I was 17..So there was about 10 or before that..But they were all losers..

And he is called Mr Shaky because a few months ago he came down with some sort of weird condtion where he would shake or tremble uncontrollably..So it just kinda happened, he was called something else before that, but I don't remember what,,

This one is from Felicia..

....Okay, kinda lame but "What's the best thing about living in MN?"(and don't be a smart ass and say "leaving it"...)

Ok well she stole my answer. But I will say it is very pretty and green and hilly. Lots of hills, lots of water..That bout it..

This one is from Bumbling Bav
If you could be a stripper what would your stage name be?

hmmm..Bleeding Gums Murphy...

ok not really maybe..Sunshine Blue

Ok I think I got them all..

Well have a happy hump day...I need to go re bandage Boo Bees hole in her tummy.

Bee Real