Things that make ya go hmmm

So one of my best blogger friends d over at www.onlyinmydreams.blogspot.com has tagged me for this little ditty. Now I don't mess with d.

The object of this one is d gave me a letter from the alphabet and I have to list 10 things starting with that letter that are about me, or things I like..Something like that..I am a retard, if I do it wrong..So what..

My letter is M...Yea M..Out of 26 freaking letters she sticks me with M..

ok here we go...Your going to enjoy this..Or not.

1. Michigan, this is the state that ole Bossy was born and raised in. Everything that went wrong with me, happened here. The fact I am a retard is because we had bad city water in Michigan and my mom and dad were to cheap to buy bottle water.

2. Minnesota, this is the God forsaken crap pit I call home now. This southern belle needs to be uprooted to where she belongs..To somewhere it does not get 50 below 0 . My delicate skin and soft features deserve better than that...Am I wrong? Me and Jaime Dawn are southern belles, and we deserve only the best living conditions..And this is not it..

3. Mr Shaky Pants first name starts with M..He may be a meatball..But he is my meat ball..

4. Music, I love music..Well as long as it was made before 1999..Anything after that is nothing but hooligan nonsense. You may not know this, but ole Bossy had thought about getting a degree in music..Yes I am a versitle artist, I can do many things..I still think I could win American Idol, Last Comic standing..And now..So you think you can dance...Oh yes, I have moves.

5. Math, now I don't like math. But math has been something I have tried avoiding my whole life..I was born with no math gene..What's 12 divided by 3..Hell if I know.

6. Mediocre job, that is what I just got rid of..No more mediocrity for Bossy..Suck it Target..Suck it..

7. Mittens, I love mittens, but when I cant buy them in the middle of winter in MN because they stopped selling them and replaced them with swim suits, it pisses me off..What kid goes thru one winter with the same pair of mittens..HELLO..They lose them..And HELLO..My kids spend every waking hour sledding in the winter and they wear thru them fast...Mittens..I need to write an ode to mittens..

8. Mascara, now I don't normally wear this unless I think I might leave the house. Mascara makes my eyes look like I am a streetwalker..And I like it..I really like it.

9.My bees..I know that is cheating..My bees are cute, lazy, retards, unstable, ruthless, trouble holding in bowel and bladder...But damnit..They are my bees..I will forever wipe up the piddle and remove the poop from the boo bees buttcrack until I am so unlazy and potty train her.

10. Married, yes I do enjoy being married. I have been married to Mr shaky for over 11 years now. He buys me things I don't need, says he will do weight watchers with me and then I find a stash of two bags of jelly beans in my van, he makes me things from scratch just cuz I say I like it, he lets me sleep in on the weekends, he will lay on my tummy hear it growling and offer to make me nachos..Not because he thinks I am getting to thin..But because he is hungry...

There ya go..I don't know who to tag for this..

I will tag aatank..( I went to highschool with her, she is new to the blogworld)

I will give her the letter W..

I will also tag Suzie...I cant remember if she did it or not..Crap, if you did it suzie do it again..mmaky, your letter is H.

Now if you missed my ode to Target, read on down...

Oh and I am pursuing another part time job, we will discuss this later..

Have a good weekend..C-ya Monday

I plan on drinking and eating, weight watchers isn't effective on the weekends right?..Nope didn't think so.

Bee Real