Tuesday, June 06, 2006

saturday in the park

Again I have nothing...But I have been thinking about something. When you see ants walking around with a dead fellow ant, are they carrying them back to eat him, or give him a proper burial? I see these ants carry the dead ones around, I always wonder what they do with them? Or do they need the body for proof of their demise to collect their insurance money?...I dunno..Do you?

I forgot to share some pics of Butch Bees graduation..We tie dyed some shirts, so here ya go..

































those are blondie bees skinny legs...I think someone was picking her up..She really can not levitate.

Monday night Butch Bee came down with a headache, and this happened, this NEVER happens...Boy must be dying for sure.

















But I will not be dragging his body around for proof...They will just have to believe me.

Oh and look what was out in our back yard..It had rained a bit..It is very faint, so put your reading glasses on if your old..mmkay?

















In case your a total Moran..Its a raInbow..

again you may need your glasses if you have cataracts, astigmatism and so forth..


My interview is later..Like I said, I think I am in some sort of a portal universe I can not get out of. Its like there is no way out. Kinda like Hotel California..You can check out but you can never leave... Target must need me. I must be the inner soul of Target, like a wearwolve, if you kill me, they all die..or is that a vampire?..I dunno..or is it zombies?..crap I dont know...

and tomorrow Blondie Bee gets some of her chompers pulled..She will be a vision of beauty when she is done...That's what I get for making fun of others who are ugly, disfigured, or have faces that resemble hamburger meat, or a tic.

Bee Real

19 comments:

Krystal said...

Okay, the ant thing made me spit water at the computer.

Hope your little bee is feeling better soon.

Unknown said...

Now I will be contemplating ant insurance scams and how much they cost the taxpayers all night.

Jamie Dawn said...

Maybe those ants are just weak and they fainted.

Cute tie dyed shirts.

eyes_only4him said...

krystal,
my appologies..now your gonna have to wash a towel to wipe it clean..sorry baby:)

gette,
crap, i never thought about that..they could be the reason why insurncae rates are so damn high.

jamie,
ok..you may be onto something, but they all look pretty dead..maybe they are just practicing for when the big one hits..its a drill maybe.

Foxy said...

i don't watch them long enough to find out- they usually get stepped on or vacummed up..lol. got a big problem with those suckers already and its not even really summer yet!

hope butch bee survives.. :)

Kendra Lynn said...

Nice shirts.
:)
I hope your interview goes well.

Cliff said...

The dead ants had unwisely spent their life at the honey counter at Targant. They are paraded around as an example to others of a life spent in futility. The ones doing the carrying (the survivors) had spent their days partying and babysitting baby ants.
Or not.

eyes_only4him said...

vani,
so, you are an ant killer..shame..

kendra,
thank you my dear:)

cliff,
WAIT, there is a honey counter at target?

Anonymous said...

Bossy,
If a bunch of Target employees start to carry you off, you'd better kick and scream. Do you really want to know if they planned on burying you or eating you?

They are all just ants in red vests.

eyes_only4him said...

jerry,
now you have me worried.

but we dont wear vests..we have to acctaully where a red shirt..it sucks..

but there is enough fat on me..they could easily make a few meals outta me

Granny said...

Cute pics.

I either need new bifocals, to clean my screen, or I'm a moron. Even after you told me, I still couldn't see it (and I magnified).

I'll try again tomorrow in natural light and see if that helps.

Jewl said...

I have never seen that whole Ant thing happen... interesting.
Hope the boy is feeling better.

Anonymous said...

The ants go marching two by two...the little one stops to tie his shoe! And they all go marching down in the ground to get out of the rain - boom boom! Now what do they do with the ones they are carrying?! Not in the song so not a clue.

Good luck with the interview. Have you mentioned who you are interviewing with or are you keeping it a secret so others don't apply?

Hope Butch is feeling better. He better 'bee' since Blondie is going to need the attention tomorrow.

mikster said...

I think you witnessed an ant parade...or perhaps a funeral procession.

eyes_only4him said...

granny,
well I dont think your a moran, but it is a very faint rainbow...thats why I say you better get your glasses on..tehe

jewel,
you dont know whta your missing then..i tell ya;)

tammy,
i was singing that song too..nothing about carrying a dead one..they must keep it hush hush..

poor blondie bee is so blind to the horrfic deal she will be expericning tommorw..plus afterward she is suppose to go to the petting zoo..do you think she will be up to it?

mike,
that is what I thought too..

Unknown said...

"Moran" is a running joke in my grammatically correct house!
Can't post a piccy here in comments (at least that I can figger out) so go see for yourself:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-morans.htm

Love,
The Spelling Nazi

eyes_only4him said...

get a brain morans..that is too funny..

i had not realized i was dealing with a certifiable spelling nazi..if spell check isnt smart enough to catch anything..i am cool with that:)

Anonymous said...

Yes, I hope your boy is feeling better. And, good luck on the interview. :)

pack of 2 said...

I think they use the dead ants as furniture...:)