She Bop

My featured artist this week is that crazy kook Cyndi Lauper...Moving on..

Ok I have talked about "ugly kid" before. I do not like this kid. He is part devil, part elf, and part snips and snails and puppy dog tails. Yes that is a lot of parts.

Anyhoo, Saturday morning my Butch Bee wanted me to take him to Toys R US so he could finish using his gift card he got for his birthday..3 months ago..

So being the cool, hip mutha that I am, we go. And of course he heads right to the Star Wars asile. He gets two star wars dolls..I mean action figures..

Later that day he wants to go play at "ugly kids" house. And he takes his new toys over to show him so they can play..Well hours later I send Blondie bee and Mr Shaky pants over to get him..He comes home crying.

Come to find out when my Butch Bee went into "ugly kids" house to relieve himself, he came back out and one of his new toys were missing..Mr Shaky Pants said "ugly kid" wouldn't let him look in his blue box..Because he has secret shit in there..

OH HELL KNOW....I tell Butch to get his shoes on and him and I will go settle this ..I walk down there and we knock on the door...The big door is open I can see no one is around..Butch says he thinks they are in the basement..I tell him we will just go out back and look around the sandbox, because maybe he really did lose it..

well a few minutes later "ugly kid" shows his face. I say to him.." Where is Butch's new toy, he said he went to the bathroom and he came back and it was gone..."

" I don't know, I didn't see it"

"oh really ugly kid? Did it just get up and walk away? Things don't just disappear."

" well let me go check to see if I accidentally put it in my blue box.."

" ok ugly kid, I think you better."

now this is the same blue box he would not let Mr shaky pants look in to find it.

A few minutes later ugly kid comes out with my sons toy. I say in front of ugly kid..Butch never bring toys here that you don't want stolen.

On the way home my son says ..." Mom, your such a bad ass"

ok, he really did not say it, but he was thinking it, I know it..At that moment I was his hero....10 minutes later..I was not..Such as life

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My weight watchers must be working a little. Mr Shaky Pants told me Saturday..

" you need to buy some new jeans, it looks like you have crap in your pants"..

Oh, you love me..You really love me..

man he can be a butt wad...And yes, I said butt wad.

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Last Thursday I decide instead of walking my normal 4 miles around the lake I will ride my bike around, twice..Which all in total would be about 10 miles..That is counting the way there and back again..

well today is the first day I have been able to sit flat on my rear..I need to duct tape a pillow to my seat. I hate that first bike ride of the season, it leaves you feeling bruised in places you should not under normal circumstances..



oh something bad happened..My baby boo bee and Mr shaky were flippin thru channels and they landed on The Lawrence Welk Show..She loves that show.

At the end he says.." Boo, I love this show.."

and my boo says " me, me , me too daddy"

yes, she stutters a bit...What are you gonna do about it?

Bee Real