Now that we found love

My featured artist this week is going to be songs that remind me of summers of the past...Ok..Good..Moving along..

I worked all weekend, for peanuts. I might as well be damn circus elephant. But starting today I have 10 days off, my mom is gone away to Seattle with her sister, so I have no babysitter..Poor me..I do have a job interview Tuesday. But I am sure it wont pan out. I for some reason am caught in some sort of Twilight Zone time warp where I can not leave Target..Its like Target needs me..To suck the ever loving life from my mortal lungs..For peanuts..

I pick up my little Boo Bee and she smells of bug spray and sunblock. My two bestest smells, its the smell of summer.

I am just gonna share some pics with you...I am really tapped for writing a post..I have worked about 6 days straight..So I have not been witness to anything worth blogging about..I could tell you about more Mexicans I saw at Target..Like the family who brought their two year old daughter in the store in just a swimsuit..No clothes, no shoes...Just a swim suit...

then the girl took a crap in toy aisle....No joke, it was the talk of the store Thursday night...





































Piss on it, it wont let me load anymore...Gawd I hate blogger most days..Target and Blogger are one in the same...They both suck donkey balls.

Oh, I may be a retard but damnit I have lost nearly 5 pounds on my weight watchers..Course I may be so much of a retard that I weighed myself wrong the first time..

I am writing this Sunday morning, because I have to close Sunday night..I believe I am closing with Scabby. I don't much care for scabby. When she bends over you can see her thong. Now I have said she has a cute little 21 year old body, but she has the face of a perpetual wolf hound and the personality of a vampire bat. Now I am all for tanning, Lord knows I spend a great deal of Mr shaky pants hard earned..( and I use the term hard earned very loosely..Anyone who sits at a desk and can have all the potty breaks they want, is not working at all..) money on tanning appointments..I like a little glow and bronzing on my person..Makes me feel better. But Scabby takes it to a whole new level. She looks like she is half American Indian and half Middle Eastern. Its very creepy looking on a white girl....Very creepy indeed. In fact I have a hard time looking her in the eye, for fear I cant keep a straight face. She is gonna think I am "into her" because I am looking at her shoulder or something....She might think I am looking at her tiny wee bit if a chest..Lord knows I am not..But to an innocent bystander it may look so... Has a person ever been so ugly and freakish looking that you could not look them in the face without pissing your pants?

If not, consider yourself lucky...Oh and she has a nose ring...Which magnifies her ugly horse fly face. You don't draw attention to your flaws..HELLO SCABBY>>YOUR UGLY...Lets try hiding that face under a nice Target bag shall we?

Bee Real