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Ok, so Blondie Bee had her trip to the dentist. She got her nitrice oxide, her numbing shot, a good twist and a good yank on two of her baby teeth, a balloon and a free milk shake. What more could a girl ask for? Poor girl had to suck on wet gauze all day...Even when we went to the petting zoo..My baby and her mouth fulla gauze. She was quiet though, the gauze kept her mouth shut..

this is her shortly after we got home from our "outing" at the dentist.
















yes, she is sobbing her little blue eyes out...






















and this one, you cant beat this one..This is my girl....Look at how sweet she is..She is one of those ugly criers..But I love her..























As you can see her tiny mouth is full of bloody gauze, a fat lip and two sockets where teeth use to be...

dentist said she needs to come back in September to have two more pulled..That should give her enough room for them to come in straight until she gets her braces.

With her heart condtion and everything I was worried, but they spoke to her heart doc and she told them she was A OK...

So we head out to the petting zoo...It was a nice balmy 92 degrees..Boo Bee was so excited I think she may have wet herself...But as soon as she saw the camel and the full grown goats, she cried and asked to leave.

I took her to the barn with the baby animals and her and I spent much our time picking up baby ducks, kittens, puppies, bunnies, piglets....

This was a church outing, so I had to take 3 other boys in my van..On the way home they all got giggling about something, I heard something about girls and a slumber party...

My son, 9 year old Butch Bee says.." You guys stop, I am gonna pee"...And he wasn't lyin...My boy used one of seats as his own personal porta potty.

Why not, the birds do.

Ok about my job...I am now a government employee of the great state of this one..I get paid holiday pay...I get paid more than Target..I get to download porn if I want..Sounds good huh?....

I still have not told target about the upcoming loss of an employee. I don't know how to break it to them..I was thinking of telling them I was dying.


I think I have decided on the nose ring. I might get it this weekend, the spa around the block does it.

Oh, and I suck at weight watchers. I might forgo it. I can not keep up with the point value of everything, and to measure out everything I eat..That is for fatties..I am just a chubby..I workout everyday. I am just no match for weight watchers..I am too retarded. That me..Retarded Bossy...Fat. Retarded. Ugly.Lazy.Smelly.

ok I am smelly right now cuz I just got in from mowing my lawn, I don't normally smell I don't think.

well I have rambled on just about long enough. I don't have much today I guess.

I need to go steam clean my van to sop the urine out of it, and then super wash the inside to get the remaining bird fecal matter out....

Bee Real