two tickets to paradise

I have this kid. Ok I have three actually, but one of them is 4, very cute a tad special and has some major speech impediments..

She will be entering the face paced world of Kindergarten in a short while..

I asked her what grade she was going to be in, and God bless her cotton socks, this is what she said..

kin-ger-dargin

Gawd I love this kid..not only can she not say it, but I'm sure as shit she will be riding the short bus when she goes..

The other night Purple Rain was on VH-1 Classic. The Mr. and I sat in bed and watched it..I have it taped on my DVR, yet I force him with my almighty power to watch it..

At the end of the movie I let out a big sigh..ya no, the kinda sigh we give when we are dreaming bout someone..

The kind we of sigh we give when our pupils are in the shape of hearts..

My loving husband kindly says to me..

you never gonna be with him, so just stop

then I say..

excuse me???????????? How dare u presume he would not want to be with me...If only he knew I was here pondering the kind of things he and I would be doing right now, while u stand there in your boxers brushing your teeth and scratching your gut..

to which he says..

im just jealous, u don't sigh at me like that...

to which in my defense i say..

true true...your not him..go to bed.


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After school my boy partakes in a swim class..

So this means before he leaves for school in the AM he needs to have his swim suit and a towel..

Which I gather these items for him or the poor lad would never make it out the door before say noon.

Now before he leaves for school I remind him that he is not to come home in his swim suit, or I am gonna kill him.

With my bare hands.

So his bright idea to solve this issue is for him to wear his swim trunks as underwear, everyday...so he does not forget to take them or bring them home.

I did what any good president would do, I vetoed that down...

So he strolls home and I open his back pack and there lies his wet swim trunks..

ALL his school books, folders, work is sopping wet and smells like chlorine..

Then Boo has been crying today because..

momma, i just want it to be summa

yeah she does not put the R at the end of summer, because as I have said, she is special that way..

She told me she needs it to be summer so she can wear pretty dresses all the time and chase butterflies.

She spotted a brown patch of grass across the yard and she was all excited...Like she had found gold..

Poor dear, I did not want to break it to her that it was not grass but rather a big pile of dog crap from the three legged dog that lives in that yard..

and yes, there really is a three legged dog that lives next to me...I am blessed with all this cool shit

And you guys wonder why I am going to lift my ban on Vodka.