Bad Company

Would you believe that I have done two loads of dishes and I still have two sinks full? Holy shit, did I dirty every damn dish in the house on Easter? Is that what the good Lord would of wanted?

I think not..

Shame on me and everyone who ate on plates here.

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Ok, I am a tad bit perturbed. You see, my dog has been out of the closet more then I thought she would be , but she still is acting all bad ass and shit...

Last night she is laying in my bed, which she does sometimes...

This morning I feel this big wet spot at the foot of the bed....

The first thing I do is check MY crotch, because holy shit, if I piddled the bed I was going straight to the ER because that woulda been an emergency right there. of some sort I do reckon.

Oh thank God, thats nice and dry...Pretty sad, it was like checking my own diaper.

Then I was worried that maybe the hubs had fallen prey to the piddle.

You can never be to sure....I mean he just turned another year older and this may have set him over the edge towards assisted living...

but he was clean...

Then I see my f*cking dog sitting on my chair at the edge of the bed...Its almost like she was staring at me all night just waiting for me to awaken so I could see that she piddled on my bed.

As soon as I woke up and noticed the turn of events, I looked at her, she made eye contact with me, then she got up slowly and walked out.

Now nothing has peed on my bed since Blondie was a couple days old and I didn't put her diaper on fast enough and she pissed all over my sheets.

I have had two kids puke on my bed....in turn which lead to a good scrubbing and a good mattress flipping.

Well I took the bedding off and washed it, scrubbed my mattress, but now what?

I Lysol-ed it, I fumigated it...

I cant dare flip it, because i know kids puked on that side..Which is all cleaned out, but still.

I need to burn the thing...

I told u people this dog is retarded. She is mad at me, so she is relieving herself on my bed....

and you wonder why I make fun about kicking her.

I must say this was the closest she has come to a good kicking.

If she does it again, I will kill her.

GAwd I HATE animals.

Period.

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Look, I'm not saying they are in love....but when they are together they kinda fight and make fun of each other and look, they sit on each other...

After dinner on Easter we broke out my Dance Dance Revolution game....

There is pale girl showing off her mad skills..

That's her boyfriend showing us his mad skills....

Of course your not gonna catch me doing this when there are people with camera's anywhere...

I do have morals.

only like a couple more weeks till my trip to Michigan to see Def Leppard...Gawd I cant wait....6th row, here I come....its the only thing getting me thru...