If I Close my eyes forever

So after my ego-boosting weekend, Monday sorta hit me full speed, in the face with a brick...a big one..



This may be long, and winded and I am sorry..If you dont feel you have the time to listen, then just go vacume your house or some shit...



Today I have used every ounce of what vodka may be remaining in me, not to just lock myself in my room and cry like a whiney fucking baby.



I am soooo very unhappy...Not just with my kid sitation,but with everything. You see, the sitation with my tot, kinda oozes out and effects everything. Hell even my bowel habits, cause Lord can atest to this, I have had a roaring case of the craps all day.



It might have something to do with the eggs, greasy hashbrowns and sausage I consumed at the local shithole this morning...but thats neither here nor there.



Everything is piling on me and I am about to fall...down.



flat.on.my.ass.



I have another really good job prospect, and things look hopeful. It is something I have much exprience in, it only pays around $30,000 a year, I wont complain, even though I am right now...



I get my own office..again...and get to hire and fire people..again...we all know I like this. And the big bonus, its not in this city..hip hip horray..



But as most of my job outlooks have been of late, im sure this one will be swirling in the john with my undiegested corn bits soon...



I also ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies today....



See, u know I mean depression buisness when I whip out cookies and eat them, because I dont even like cookies...



I have been trying to give hubby advice on how to treat his lady at the most important times in a married mans life..because frankly, even after 16 years of being together and nearly 13 years of marriage, I still like to it when he can sweet talk me..For Christ sake, saying..



come on, take your pants off...



is NOT how u get me to take my pants off...



Things only contine to get better...







First up, one of my cats puked all over my treadmill. When I asked the Mr. to kindly clean it, he was wondering why he should have to clean it, as its my cat, my treadmill..





So, my solutions would include not only getting rid of the cats, but him as well.





Then I get a pair of my pretty unmentionables that had toppled onto my floor and was right as rain to pull them on my hiney, when...I noticed..





More f-ing cat vomit.








in.my.under.wear.





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Then Monday morning I hear a rat a tap tapping on my front door..I look at the time..





its early, only bout 9...hmm...who could this be.





I peek out my window and I can clearly see what it is..





A fucking holy roller.





Now normally they parade their tiny little girls in barley there dresses hitting the beat when its freezing cold out..





I have a theory on this...They take the little girls in dresses and tights, with coats not really done up...so you, the owner of said dwelling, will graciously open your door so the little girls don't freeze...





Its their way of getting you to let them in...





Well, we wont go over what happen last year, but I did open my door and tell them I was thisclose to calling a social worker because her tots should not only be at school, but also not be wandering around the hood when its below zero...





This time though, it was an older couple...





Old people know better then to parade around outside in the cold, so I just didn't answer...But it was a balmy 7 degrees...and he was wearing a hat..





Like I have said before, going door to door to to try and dump your religion on others is just a tad freaking annoying..





kinda like cat vomit in your underwear.





I have enough shit I am dealing with, then to worry about having to throw your fucking wadded God papers away.

dont get me wrong I love God just as much as the next chick having a bad day, but please for the love of all that remains Holy...dont put your crap in my door..or in my yard or anywhere near me..because this tends to tick off most of man kind.





Then I am reading an article online that the Vatican..i am not catholic but still find it annoying as hell...have made up a couple more sins..





Must be nice to have the power to make up sins..

because I have a whole booklet that should be worthy if this crap passes as sins.





The new sins are destroying the Earth...which in turn the holly roller was all over, cause he wasted the damn paper that I had to throw away with all their cult words and phrases on..





bad bad holy roller, thats one strike against you with these new sins.





Next new sin is genetically modifying humans..





such as stem cells and whatnot..





I don't care about this..to me there are bigger and better things to be worried about..





Like getting these holy rollers outta my damn yard...and just plain stop the practice of them invading our time and property.





I don't have time for it.





If I was a rock star, this kinda shit wouldn't be going down.