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I think I may have found the source of my feminine issues. I think its my new bubble bath. I may have been prematurely blaming my very own groin sweat on something that is not its fault at all.







Sorry groin sweat. I don't take pleasure in the fact I may have wrongly blamed u for my nether region being on fire and feeling like I have hives in the hoohaw.







Moving on...







Look, this is my Boo the other night in her bed..















































































She is sick today. Some sort of ailment inflicting her immune system causing loud barks and goopy crap clogging her air ways.





Or in other words...a chest cold with a bad cough.





Here she is early today..












































Remember she refuses to wear pants..even on her death bed.







And then my poor Blondie wrote this on my dry erase board..




































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Apparently I have become so lax on my mothering techniques, that she feels she needs to leave me little reminders..


In case you can not decipher her 7 year old spelling.. no it does not say VICODEN...although I wish......it says vitamins everyday.


I really need to give that girl a nice big shiny lolly.

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We have a bat caught in our drain pipe. You should here him/her in the throws of darkness, calling out his painful distress call too all his comrades.






Its not pleasant, but I will be damned if I am going to help it out..No thank you, then I know for sure I will have the shit visiting me in my house before long.





Those little pissers love to come into my home in the dead of summer. Not sure why they find it so appealing in here, but this year its going to be a death trap for them.



Normally Shakester makes what I call a humane bat rescue..This year I am taking the humane AND rescue out of it..





I will beat them with bloody brooms if that is what it takes...I want a bat free year.


Maybe if I leave one dead one on my front porch, the rest will heed it as a warning call.

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I called my tattoo guy, cuz yes, I have a tattoo guy.


I wanted to get a ball park figure on my tat for my toe. He told him I want a flower on my toe.


He told me there are three places they wont tat..



face
finger
toes




he said some places will tat your toe, but its pretty stupid and a waste of your money..

He said they fade there very quickly because of the shedding process of your skin and what not.




Then he said he does not understand how people can tattoo their faces, and he said those people must not hold down jobs..



He had a good point there, and he made me giggle.



Maybe if I get a tattoo on my forehead with my bosses name on it and saying he is impotent, if that would get me fired.



I am willing to give it the ole college try.



OK, this floppy bitch is outta here..