shit stick take two

well things are going the same. I walk into the crazy house thinking about what these asshats are doing to the poor people who live here. I hate pulling into that driveway.

I tell Mr Shaky I would rather push an elephant out my hoo-haw then go back..But for now, its the right thing to do. Until they fire me anyway.

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So I am trying to find a home remedy to rid my crotch itch...or in lamemens terms..yeast infection.

These are some of the remedies I have came across

*take honey and rub it into the infected area, as it will kill the bacteria

* soak a tampon in plain yogurt and insert into your va-ja-ja for one to two hours or over night, the live cultures in the yogurt will kill the bad yeast.

* take tea bags, wet them, then freeze them and put them on the infected area until they melt.

* take a warm bath with adding a half cup of white vinegar and soak for 20 minutes.

* put cucumber slices over your eyes..

oh wait, that is for the bags under my eyes..scratch that one

well now I am hungry.

I am going to give the honey idea a whirl first, I am already hot, I might as well add sticky and sweet.

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My friend Amy and I are going to get tattoos on our toes. A flower head, like a daisy. We are going in the next week or so...But don't u dare tell Mr Shaky. He has no idea and I am not going to tell him...

He does not appriciate things of that sort. And he never looks at my feet, so it will be there for years and he will never notice.

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Man my crotch is on fire....its itching...I cant take it anymore. Curse the crotch sweat.

My doc told me some sort of work out gear to buy that prevents it from happening.

Pretty sad when you have to order work out clothes from the special store cuz your womanhood gets too sweaty.

Its a damn shame.

I would give anything to have a penis right now.

Floppers always welcome.