Mirror Mirror

So, I could not sleep last night, so I turn on the tv, cuz that's what I do...I mean, I could of went downstairs and did some minor cleaning, or I could of went out and weeded the garden by flashlight. But no, I turned the tv on.







Then it flashed across my screen that there were these storms on the way that could







produce tornado's with little or NO warning,so seek shelter as of ten fuc*ing minutes ago.







So what did I do?







Went to bed. Prayed for the best. No one can tell me that prayer don't work..







Hell yes and praise Jesus..







Sorry for the neighbor, their tree nearly landed on their garage.







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Look, here is me...

















































See my new ring a ling.....aint she shiny?








Look, here is me again.






















































I wanted to show you part of my arm pit....look no sweat, but God don't ask to see my crotch...



Course I did not workout today,so I have no crotch sweat per say.




































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My ta ta's..I have not shown you them in a while,I knew you were missing them..so there ya go kids.

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The other night I was laying in bed and heard a thunk.I knew right away that it was Boo falling out of bed, as I knew she had too much to drink that night..

I heard her cry and I went down, I scooped her off the floor and laid her back into bed. I tried turning the light on, but as luck would have it,her light was burned out.

So I just tucked her into bed...went back up to my bed and prayed for the best..again.

When she got up in the morning her tiny face was covers in dried blood.

I thought, holy shit, did someone break into the house in the night and beat her up?

Did she sneak out and fall in some bushes or get roughed up by the cops?

No,none of that happened. I looked on her floor and there was a tiny puddle of o- blood on the floor and a big bruise on the end of her nose.

I felt like shit,I had NO idea she was bleeding...What mother throws her pre school age baby girl into bed when she is bleeding profusely all over herself?

A shitty mother with a nice shiny new nose hoop does..that's who.

Lesson learned asswipes.

Oh and on June 30th I am spending 300 on a kick ass tattoo.My mom and I are getting some new ink.

Its gonna be so neat-o.

Well have a great weekend. I have lots of crap to do,so I wont be around much.

My apologies to you and yours...

oh and I lost three pounds this week...

I am going to DQ now for an ice cream something or other.

No flipping after dark.



Edit..I am getting my new tattoo tonight...Look for pics later..

Yee-haw..