gonna make you sweat

I have a question. For some reason my questions as of late are bit gross or inappropriate.

But as I am heading home today from my walk, I smell something rank. At first I think it must be a dead rotting corpse. I mean there are lots of dead rodents rampid along the paths I tread. But no, I realize its me.


And its not the usual suspect. Sure my under arms smell very wretched. As a matter of fact I sweat so much with my jaunts I have permanent smell stains in my all my workout shirts.


But what I am talking is what I refer to as...crotch sweat.


I know, its hard to believe that a nice wholesome gal like myself would admit to getting crotch sweat, but I do.


If I ride my bike a few miles, I get crotch sweat


If I walk or run 4-6 miles, I get crotch sweat


If I mow the lawn, I get crotch sweat


and the list goes on..


WHY?


its not like my mention-ables are getting a workout...They are just mainly along for the ride.


I don't know. I don't claim to know everything. But I can tell you this, crotch sweat smells way worse then pit sweat.


I'm just sayin.

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So we broke up with our church. It was a long time coming, I have told you about our pastor and what a major asshat he is.


Well Mr Shaky finally broke it off.

So Sunday we went church shopping. Trying out different churches until we can agree on one, before Sunday School starts up again.


Well today we went to a church that is just a hop skip and a jump from our house.

They had a band. I am not sure if I like that.


Anyway, we happen to go on a Sunday they were giving Communion, and holy shit, it was real wine, not grape juice my Friends. First time ever I have been giving wine for that...I may go back next week.



But Mr Shaky was so pleased with me, he told me I can go get a piercing.

Hell Yeah bitches.


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My son has wanted to grow his hair out for some time now. I told him once school is out, I will let him grow it for the summer so he can see what a jackass he is looks like with long hair.



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That there my friends is the bass player for my Lepps...

I LOVED him in the 80's.

His long wavy curly hair blowing in the wind, frolicking about in the music videos. Aww, my heart is going pitter patter just thinking about it.



Now adays though when I see a dude with hair like that, I automatically think he has no job.



WHY?...Or I think he lives in a van down by the river.



I do not want my son living in a van down by the river.


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Hopefully one day they don't take off with the dude who lives in a van down by the river.

So much to worry about.


Will my son grow his hair out and start doing reefers?


Or join a rock band?


Will my girls not pose for nudity pics with their boyfriends....and end on youtube.

All this may make me want to start doing drugs.


If it stops crotch sweat, I don't mind so much though.


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Have a Flippy Day