gett off

Ok as of 10 am CST I am going to be the proud owner of two brand spanking semi close to the front row seats to my rock God...

Me and my friend Jody are going to fight over who he is going to leave with him. I totally know it will be me..stupid bitch.

For 140 bucks, I better get steak and lobster brought to my seat.

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Today at the pharmacy I saw an elderly lady with dried poo poo on her shirt. Now don't ask me how I know it was poo poo I just know. Some things you just know..When you wipe asses of three kids, you know what dried crap looks like.

Then after my walk my mother decides she wants a sub from subway. I did not bring my purse as I don't like leaving it in the car whilst walking round the lake..so I don't bring it..She brought her wallet so she could get a sub after ward.

I pull up to the Subway Drive thru and order her shit. I pull up to the window and give them her debit card...After a good 20 minutes, he comes back and says the card machine isn't working..

I say " what do u mean it isn't working"

he says " I cant get a dial tone"

I say " um fix it, or find someone who can"

he says " do u have another form of payment, I can not fix it"

um, no asshole, I don't have another form of payment, as THIS was our method of payment, now get your ass back in there and re-do it..take a screw driver, call you daddy, do something, but fix the fuc*ing machine cuz my mom wants her damn sub.

Ok, I had no cash, she had no cash...

she got no sub.

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My bleeding is about done...My bloating is ceasing...My boobies are not so tender and my thongs are no longer in danger of being tarnished by bodily fluids.

I no longer want to kill small children and rabbits.

I no longer want to suck the salt off of crackers just to end up throwing the crackers in the trash because, well I don't like crackers...

I no longer want to cram double stuffed oreos in my pie hole.

And I no longer crave fries from McDonald's..damn good thing, as I have no Golden Arches right now anyways...

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Today is the last day of school.

As a kid the last day of school was sort of like Christmas morning. You cant sleep the night before, your giddy, full of anticipation....Nothing can bring you down.

Unless your report card says your taking the 4th grade over again..

So come fall I will be the proud owner of a 5th grader, a second grader and a pre school er.

Not bad for being 25...huh..huh..huh...

OK, I have nothing else..

Take care of yourself..and each other.