white wedding

Last night at work I made a running tally, ish was used about 6 times and fur anything was used 3 times. this was all in a four hour period..I only had to work four hours...but it seemed like an eternity.

I am going today with a loaded weapon, first time I hear it I am firing a warning shot, every shot there after will mean business.

I am hoping to rid the world of stupid people, one co-worker at a time.

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I got no sleep last night, for two reasons, first Boo was ill and wide assed awake at 1 am. She wanted to come up to our room, and she just jibbered jabbered till about 3 am, then I finally decided to turn the TV on and let her watch the Flintstones until she passed out.

Second reason is I am out of my sleeping pills and forgot to call in a re-order. I can not sleep with out them. I tell Mr Shaky I am his lil anna nicole....

Boo all night kept wanting to watch Noggin. I kept telling her Noggin was sleeping cuz all the little boys and girls should be sleeping. She was getting irate. So I went downstairs, got some sort of drug that would knock her out...she had a high fever and was coughing....

So I gave her some cold meds to ease her suffering.

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My anniversary is Sunday. I am hoping for a gift of grand proportions. I am assuming it wont pan out, but holy shit, I have been skimped on during Christmas and any other gift giving holiday that has come to pass the year.

12 years of putting up with him, should account for a great gift. Although I am sure he thinks he needs a grand gift for putting up with me. But ya see, I have not changed one bit over 12 years..Other then the fine lines and collections of fat I carry..

he on the other hand, not only has all of them traits as well, but also has turned into a God man. Not that there is anything wrong with that per say, but it throws a damper on my four letter word vocabulary, and me wanting to be hung over on Sunday mornings, rather then sit in a boring church service. I am all about God and all that. I just don't think I need to be in church every damn Sunday to prove it.

No thank you.

Its kind of like having to prove something to other people. Like if u don't go to church your a witch or something. I don't need to prove anything, God knows exactly who I am and has my little place in hell already picked out and nicely decorated.

God is cool like that.

I will be damned if I turn into one of the fake religious people, whom claim to be all saintly, yet can bash people, talk about them behind their backs, and pretend they know all.

I don't need to go to church to do all that....

So I am hoping Mr Shaky rewards me handsomely this year, for all my efforts.

I am assuming I will get a card, a dinner out, and a wink wink nudge nudge..

I only want the dinner.

Bee Real