crazy

I will be the first to admit that I have issues. I sorta have a heart like the grinch, only mine isn't two sizes to small, it just has a big hole in it. I know it, everybody who knows me knows it. I don't hide it nor deny it.

I am the biggest pessimistic u will see, and the most judgmental. I DO judge a book by its cover, I believe your first impression of a person is usually right on.

Now I am a normal woman. Women are creatures that need to be dissected, cuz we don't make any sense.

If I meet someone, and they have bad teeth, I think they are lazy and stupid because they don't take the time to visit a dentist chair once every six months.

If your teeth are blinding white, that make me have to squint in order to focus on your face, I think you have porcelain vinears and are trying to hide the fact u had no teeth or bad teeth previously.

If your a nice looking woman who looks well groomed, I will assume you have had work done and have fake boobs.

If your unkept, meaning: greasy looking hair pulled back in a pony tail, or hell hangin in your face, dirt under your finger nails, or sporting stained sweatpants out in public, I will assume your welfare check just came and your coming to get your monthly supply of Frito lays.

if your at the store sporting same attire, but have a gaggle of kids whom have dirt on their face, uncombed hair and dirty clothes, I will assume that all the kids have different daddies and that I am somehow helping you support them..

by supplying your WIC or welfare.

See, I told you I am an awful bad person. But I admit it. I whole heartedly admit that I lack common sense and decentsy for other humans.

I am sorta like a wild animal. I just run on pure gut instincts. Sure fault me if u will.

I am human. I was born this way. Kinda like being born gay, I was born a cold heartless bitch.

I could give you many examples of my pessamistic nature, but I will save you the time. cuz I am cool like that.

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I am having some troubles with a kitty of mine. I will likely kill her. I have had her for 6 years, and she has been a good wise cat. Since I brought home my new kitten in October, this cat thinks she doesn't have to obey my rules.

I found a spot in my bedroom where she has been pissing on my clothes..NOT Mr.Shakys clothes, just mine.

Its like she can spot what clothes I wear, then decides she needs to relieve herself on my shit....I think she may actually laugh and or chuckle to herself after she does it.

I swear, as God as my witness, if this keep it aint lookin good for her. I mean she is big enough to make a nice cat skin rug for my dining room.

And if my son misses the toilet again with his armed machine gun full of urine, he will be laid next to cat on the dining room floor.

How lazy do u have to be to NOT hold the penis down when firing into the john? I mean, it takes virtually no skill, because men aren't the skillful sort. I mean, if men had to actually sit down and wipe the urine from their bodies after each urination..They would literally smell like my cat ridden pissed garments.

Maybe that's me being judgmental again. But I think not.

As I sit here, laying in my bed...All I can think about is the clothes I have had to throw away because of my cat. Not only do I pay for this cats room and board, but I supply her with food and drink all day, as well as her own private shitting and pissing facilities. Yet, she takes it upon herself to pee pee over my some of my clothes , yet expect to remain living.

I don't know what gave her the idea I had transported her powder room right directly atop of my garments.

son of a bitch.

I have a lot weighing on my mind.

My cat pisses on my shit, my son pisses on my floor, I hate people, and cant find the good in anything.

I just hope to God that people out there don't think I paid for my boobs. I mean, they are big, and they are nicely shaped...Um..If I can say that..

I will make one bitchin preachers wife, dontcha think?

now you all just go into your prospected huddles and pray for me...

But don't forget to vote for me either...

Western Bracket

rock the vote people, I have issues, lets not piss the crazy lady off..

bee real