u got a freind in me

I am thisclose to telling all the retarded people I work with, that they are indeed, asshats.

I don't mind being surrounded by mediocre intellect folk, as long as they do not speak to me.

I have told you before about how they all use this term fur.. they can put that in any word..I will give u some examples.

oh thats fur cute
oh thats fur stupid
oh thats fur lame

u get the jest right?

Every time I hear this, I wanna take my hand, and brush it hard against their face, hoping to knock the stupid out.

but now they say something that is equally as stupid, if not worse.

I will set the scene. Lets say your watching TV, and something weird or gross comes on. Instead of saying " oh my word, that is kind of gross" or " damn, thats some weird shit right there."


They say this..

ish

nothing in front of it, nothing in back of it..

not grossish
not foolish
not weirdish


you get what I am saying..its just ish.

First time I heard it, I honest to God thought I did not hear the beginning of the word, that maybe my ears were taking a slight break from having to hear the bullcrap they say. Then as the day progresses, you hear it. Out of every one's mouth.

ISH
ISH

sonofabitch....

what the bloody hell does it mean? And not only that, but how does saying that make you seem like your not a hick, or a redneck? Now at my one particular job, 90% of the employees are not educated at all, or so it seems.

I hate being surrounded by boobs.

If I was a dude, I would not be a boobman.

because I know that boobs are stupid.

If any of you throw these terms out of your mouth, or they sort of roll off your tongue, your a boob, and I highly recommend you stop using these terms.

its just a bit of advice for this Monday.

I am sure some of u whom may use these terms are saying

"shit, she is fur stupid"

or

"ISH"

you go right ahead and say it, you Go*damn boob.

Bee Real