someone saved my life tonight

So we had Mr Shaky's big blow-out. I ended making a damn cake. Mostly because I wanted one. But I figured it was the right thing to do..

The only birthday call he got today was a call from the State Farm guy, our insurance guy is not only very good looking, but also calls us on our birthdays. I bet the gecko don't do that.

He keeps checking the caller id to make sure he didn't miss a call. You.Did.Not.Miss.A.Call.

Stop pick up the phone, turning it on to make sure its working. Its working.

His mother finally did call.

Dad: negative
Brother one:negative
Brother two:negative

guess this bitch aint looking so bad after all.

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While we were out for dinner there were two older couples at a table. They were talking about church things..Christian Music, preachers, pot lucks..yadda yadda yadda.

Then I heard them talking smack about a lady who brought a jello dessert to this pot luck, and when they went to serve it, it had not set right.

So both of these ugly elderly women were talking bout that..Then they were talking about another older lady, and one of the women said this person was starting to show her age..

see, this is why I can not be a preachers wife, a good one anyway. People who claim they are all Godly, really are not.

They can pick apart a person like the best of them. Like.Me.

I don't know why this pissed me off, but it did.

I don't like old people who talk smack about other old people , it really pisses me off.

And people who try and pretend to be all churchy and then have the ability to back stab with the rest of us, I hate.

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I swear if when I watch Idol tonight that ugly looking guy/gal with the curly hair and earrings isn't kicked off, I am gonna fly there and personally kill him/her.

If I did not know it was a little boy, I would guess it was a hermaphrodite. For real.

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I have let my boo wear the same pair of underwear two days running.

Ugly kid is back in the picture, if that little bastard steps foot on my property again, I am going to lock him in my attic.

He came knocking at the door wanting to play with Blondie today. I told her you are not allowed to play with him..she asked why. I said, I don't like him and he steals shit.

So she told him, my mom says I cant play because she don't like u and u steal our stuff.

job well done Blondie, momma loves u.

Bee Real