baby got back

So I changed to Beta, for mainly one reason. I changed because I was tired of having to sign in every time I went to comment on a beta blogs. I figured if I just went and changed, that would all end. I was wrong







Not only do I have to sign in to comment, but every time I go to post a blog, I have to sign in..I click remember me...but the son of a bitch must have a bad cause of Alzheimer's, cuz it cant remember shit.







So this is infuriating me to no end. I hate when i get screwed...I only like being screwed when I am prepared for it...


Also, if I get one more damn phone call from someone telling me they want to lower my credit card interest, I am gonna run naked thru a field with shot guns and a map..a map to the office these ass wipes are calling from..

The gun part is to kill them, the naked part is to give them one big fright before I pull the trigger. The field is for me to protect the innocent from being scarred for life.

I guess these monkey ball sucking telemarketers don't realize I am on the DO NOT CALL list. I don't even like calls from people I like.

They must also not realize that I have talked with my credit card companies myself and got myself a lower interest rate. On.My.Own.

Man I hate buttlickers...I am surrounded my buttlickers.

Please stop calling me u sonsabitches..and Blogger, please hire some people who can make it so I don't have to sign in every damn time I want to leave a comment or post..Why do u have the "remember me' choice on dashboard if it does not work?..why why why?..

assholes

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So Do u ever see when people bend down and their ass crack is in full view? It does not look good one anyone. Doesn't matter what your size is, I don't wanna see the crack that leads to your rectum.

including this one























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And here is some advice...Don't send your three year old to clean her room. Even if the seven year old volunteers to help, because this is what u will find..



























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Looks like retards are working overtime..


damn it.



And also, my son, whom will be 10 on Saturday, thinks that just because he has swimming practice after school everyday, that he does not have to shower at night now. He thinks when he showers after swim practice in the locker room that he can call it good...I mean the fact he is standing in a shower filled with all sorts of bacteria that can lead to athletes foot or jock itch doesn't mean your getting clean. Let alone the fact you are not using soap or shampoo..


I don't know...I just don't know...

Then today I told Boo to stop stepping on her ball, as she would more then likely pop it. She then told me that balls dont pop, only bawoons and beach balls pop momma..

I stand corrected.



Oh this is the final round of the blog battle...please go cast a vote for me..I mean I don't ever win shit...I have not won anything since a spelling bee in the 7th grade..

don't make me run naked thru a field with my loaded shotgun after u...I mean no one wants that.

http://dsmoya31410.blogspot.com/2007/03/battle-of-blogs-final-round.html

Go vote...your freedom depends on it..

well your freedom for not having me chase u naked with a shot gun anyway.

Bee Real