Two out of three aint bad

The one good thing about getting 4 feet of snow in a two day period is...

nothing..

The bees have been having fun playing in it, only problem is their sleds are under 4 feet of snow..They tried making snowmen, but its not the right kind of snow for that.

For you people whom do not know there are two different types of snow, Ole Bossy is gonna give u a crash course on them..

your first type of snow is what I call "heavy ass snow that sucks ass"

the heavy ass snow is wet, is easy to roll into to snow balls, and is harder then hell to shovel. This is the only kind of snow u can make a snowman with, or snow balls, or any sort of mundane object from snow...And trust me, u can make nearly anything outta snow..

Your second type of snow is what I call " fluffy, dry useless as shit snow but u can shovel without having chest pains"

Now this snow is so fluffy and dry. Now I know some of u morons wonder " but Bossy, how can snow be dry?"

Ok fools here is the scoop. Imagine you take a box of instant mashed potatoes or potato flakes and dump them on your floor and try to make a snow ball with them..

that's the type of snow that is..Its just like that...It blows, its easy to shovel, but it so light that it blows off your shovel and into your face..

I hate both types of snow, they each have their pluses, for the kids sake anyway, but the potato flake kind is easier to shovel...

Now, the 2 feet we got last week was the wet kind, the kind we got yesterday was the dry kind..

The dry snow has covered up the good making any mundane object snow , so the kids are pissed off, plus they cant sled down it, cuz holy shit, the sleds are buried under 8 feet of snow.

On my way to work last night, I saw the strangest thing. You see, I drive by the old , run down, ramshackle of a "trailer park" on my way..It is filled with "Mexican Folk"

Not saying that in a bad way, but hell, that's where all the Mexicans live, so um..Yeah..

Most of the trailers have no doors or windows...

I saw one lonely Mexican man outside his pride and joy of a home...It was midnight, and the little man was out shoveling..

with a rake.

A rake I normally use to rake up leaves. He seemed to be having a hellofa time moving snow with a leaf rake..And all I kept thinking was why doesn't he own a shovel?

Then the next morning, my kids are outside playing, I see Blondie Bee shoveling..

with my rake..

I asked her why not use the shovel?

Her answer

"momma, this is much easier"

Maybe them Mexicans know what they are doing...I mean they cant get your orders right at McDonald's and they speak no English, most have no teeth here..

but damn...They are on to something with this shoveling with a rake business..

Kudos to the dwellers at the city trailer park, kudos to you..


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Ok, so starting Sunday u can vote for me in this blog awards thingy majig...If u click here




I think I am in the Western Confrences, as soon as she has the direct links up, I will post it..But all u do is scroll thru, look for a grayish box with my blog name in it, there will be two blogs per box..Just click the one u want..

Lets say u think I suck, well then pretend u are clicking for "worst blog"..

Lets say your mad because u have been calling the hotline for American Idol to vote for Sundance, but the line is busy but u just wanna vote for something..

well just head over and place your vote there...For me, not sundance, u wont find sundance over there..Sorry.

Thanks in advance, for either casting a vote for me, or against me..I don't care, just click for me..

if u value your life anyway. I mean I am not threatening anyone persay, but, well...

Ok, maybe I am.

If u wanna see our 12 feet of snow, scroll down the post below this shitty one..


Oh and I have decided I want a funeral like Anna Nicole Smith..

I wanna be laid up in a morgue rotting for 3 weeks, while my mother tries to steal my body, in hopes of stealing my baby, in hopes of stealing my 500 million dollars. Then I want my weasel of a friend, to keep the baby away from the babies real daddy, then trash eachother durring my eulogy..

Then I want Entertainment Tonight to pay said weasel..thru a thrid party of course, for tax purpsoes, thats all, to air my funral on tv while all parties involved are making a killin off it, at my expense and digitnity..

U dont get much more redneck then that people..

And dont forget to have my coffin with my rotted body in it, carried over a red carpet. Red looks so good on me..

Bee Real