Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Things that get my panties in a bind , and I don't mean a wedgie

Some things have just been irritating me as of late. So I feel maybe if I write it down, it will all go away..

First up, why does snow have to be so cold and wet? Why do we need winter anyway? OK next up..Where the heck are all my plastic dishes. I have a pluther of assorted dishes for the spawns, all matching plates, cups, silverware, bowls..I have Spiderman, shrek, Strawberry shortcake, scooby doo...The list goes on..But I can not find but one or two of my dishes. Is there a little plastic dish fairy out there stealing crap out of my dishwasher?..Just wondering.

Next up is why do I have weird dreams when I try and nap during the day? I will lay nicely on my sofa while Toddler spawn is sleeping. I turn on my soap and start watching it, and slowly drift off to sleep...I then find myself dreaming that I am in the soap itself..I need to start turning the volume down I guess..

I am tired of products not living up to what the say they offer....But I have found something really good...For those of you who like this kind of thing, Downy has the best smelling fabric softner, it is called Simple Pleasures, and it is indeed:)

Ok, next is word verification on blogs...I have grown to hate this...I have not had mine turned on for months....And have only had a few spammers.....It almost makes me hate commenting..It is way too much work anymore...Think about it, that's all I am saying:)

next on my crap list for the day is people who think if you don't believe their exact beliefs that you are not Christian. That's crap..Im just sayin..Those people are judgmental and get on my nerves..Im just sayin again...

Ok, moving on ,reruns....Why do we need them..If you have seen it once, that's plenty.

Next, are phones...Anyone who knows me, knows I am not a big phone talker. I would rather have acid poured in my eyes than talk on the phone..I get this from my dad I think..cuz my granny and sister were born with the receiver attached to their ears..Not to say that I don't enjoy talking with my friends and family, cuz I do....I just wish we could do it telepathically that's all..

I also want to bring up people who get in line at the store in the express lane with 40 items..When the sign clearly says 10 items or less..Maybe these people cant read and or count..dunno..

Why aren't there any good sitcoms on anymore..Although I will recommend 2 that I find are little Gems..." My name is Earl" and " The Office"....Truly very inventive and different shows...Very funny...Oh and I found a new drama you might wanna catch ..It is called " The book of Daniel" it is on NBC on Friday nights...ok sorry I don't know where I went off course...Moving on..

I will leave you with one last pisser off-er.....Why does deoderant not last sometimes..I swear I will put it on in the morning and some days by noon I have sweat dripping down my arm..Why is this?

Ok this is all I have for today...I will leave you now....

Toodles

31 comments:

Karin said...

OK I do have the word verification on my blog right now, but it will only be on for a couple of days. One of my posts hit the spammer jackpot and so I put the word verification up to send them away and then it will come off. I understand that it is awful and I to hate it but again it was neccessary and will be of in a few. I could right you volumes on hypocrits and religion but I shall spare you and just say good point I agree. I am guessing that your plates have run off somewhere with all of my hair rubberbands. I am not sure about this snow thing you speak of it is 75 degrees here. I was just in the express lane at Target 10 minutes ago with my box of Tide and the woman in front of me was trying to use gift cards, discount coupons, her Target card and cash. The couplon could only be used with her Target card so it was declined making the rest of us wait in line forever for a supervisor. Come on people the express line is for simple transactions only, have a couple of items and pay with one form of payment. Well there may have been more but I forget now. Hope venting helped you.

Foxy said...

i'm too lazy to take the word thingi off right now, but if ya hate it that much- i'll do it for you christina! anything 4 u... ;)

Peggy said...

ok will take word varification off just for you but when the spammers come back.... I'm sending them to you too!!

eyes_only4him said...

aww, you guys love mr you really love me..haha..

dont do it just for me..just something that gets on my nerves,but i still love all ya'll

my sleeping meds are taking over i better stop...

Anonymous said...

Poor thing--so much pissing you off. I can only hope that getting it all out will release it a bit from you. :) And, goodnight to you. :)

pack of 2 said...

Maybe the palstic dish fairy is in cahoots with the sock fairy.

I agree 100% with word veri. being a HUGE pain in the ass!!! Have you noticed that the veri are MUCH longer than they used to be also.
I did a post a while back trying to get people to turn it off. I hate it too!!!

I agree with your comment about religious peeps too.

I spend coutless hours on the phone with Lishypie so I don't have phone phobia like you:)

I'll watch Friends reruns all day long...no others really.

I find that I need to change deoderants from time to time...it's like they stop working as well. I think my body gets used to it & needs a change.
MAybe you can try that...works for me.

I love that Earl show..only seen it twice but it is funny.

Shel

keesh said...

I will turn off my word verification, i hate it too :). Also, the Book of Daniel is getting some bad reviews by some conservative Christians. is it really bad? I have never seen it. Just wondered.

eyes_only4him said...

marel,
the thing is, it didnt help one darn bit..these things still piss me off.:)

coolchic,
well I guess you are just nuts plain nuts if you like snow..haha
I have never seen the King of Queens..am I am outcast now?
:)

Samantha,
now what kind of mohter are you? No charatcer dishes..shame shame shame..HAHA
you need to try the Simple Pleasures downy..I tell you what..It smells so divine:)

Shelly,
I know they do seem like you have to write a dang book before it goes thru..then you get a letter wrong and you have to start all over..sometimes I just dont even try again..piss on it..I may need to switch deaordants more often, kinda like I do my shampoo;)

Kish
well this is what I say about the show..ITS A SHOW PEOPLE...I mean soap opreas and other various shows on tv are much worse..if you dont like the show or the message..turn the damn thing off.I tell you what..HAHA..but it is good..It is one big difunctional family. I like that:)

Twisted Lady said...

I am so not a phone talker either. Telepathically, that would be nice. LOL!


I hate word verification too. The only reason I put it on is because the spam crap was outrageous! Maybe they stopped it, as soon as we all take off WV it'll come back. LOL.

eyes_only4him said...

kylz,
glad my misery makes you laugh..tee-hee:)

Thersa,
I use to like it for that too..but I think they dont do it much anymore, I dont hardly ever get it anyway, now maybe they like you better..haha

eyes_only4him said...

well mostly this friend of my sons parents...and other people I have come across in blogland..and NO i do not mean you...after I wrote that I thought maybe it would be taken the wrong way..

later tonight I am gonna try and get on my messenger..seems like I dont have a lot of free time anymore..and when I do log on, I end up being called off to do something else..ya no how that goes..I need to put my kids in cages and duct tape thier motuhs so I can have some "chat time"..:)

Anne Coleman said...

Hey-kiss my word verification umkay? I don't have time to weed out freaks! It's bad enough that you keep getting through! lol Muahhh love ya!

Man-is that all? I have a list of pet peeves like 3,000 entries long.

OK word veri will go off but I swear-one spammer and it's back on!

eyes_only4him said...

anne,
if I was any more dyslexic i wouldnt be able to get thru..haha..you no you love:)

Hizzle,
OMG gilr. where have you been, I have done an audio post...I am up for an audio post....as long as I am not talking to anyone but myself..its all good..haha

Anonymous said...

Oh now I can't remember all that you said...

I will turn off the word verification thingie...have been thinking about doing it anyway..

Simple Pleasures....which scent? We have the Vanilla and the kids and hubby all love it.

My favorite is the Ocean Mist Tide/Downy. OMG this stuff smells good!

I am a detergent/softner whore...LOVE scent matching!

Hate the phone. My husband lives with his stuck to his ear and can't understand why I don't answer it half the time.

Dishes...look OUTSIDE, under beds, under the kitchen sink and under the seats in the car....don't ask me how I know.

King of Queens...VERY FUNNY
Funniest sitcom ever is Macolm in the Middle. Make sure to use the potty before watching funny.

Express lane...I never have under 10 items at Target but one day recently I did so I was SO excited to use the express lane.
There were these two IDIOTS in front of me.
They didn't even know how to scan their card!
The cashier was visibly pissed at them.
The woman even tried to sit there and wait while her man went back to get something.
The cashier told them sorry and finally they left.
The regular lines cashed out 5 people while I was waiting in the "express lane"

sheesh

eyes_only4him said...

hizzle,
told ya I did it already..haha

Novak,
I think it is lavander or something like that...but it is so nice..
I use to watch Malcom in the middle a few years ago..not sure why I stopped, I wasnt even sure if it was still on anymore:)

when I go shopping alone I can get 10 items or less, its when the hubby and kids come that I go over and have to go threw the regaular lane..:)

Tee/Tracy said...

I hate word verification too but I guess it's a necessary evil. My question is why are there so many freaking idiots spamming and hacking and creating viruses so we can't just enjoy ourselves on here?

I also hate talking on the phone. I thought I'd never meet another female that would say that.

For deoderant I have used in the past few months Teen Spirit and Secret gel (in the sparkly container)... No problem with either.

Anonymous said...

well, you asked a darn lot of questions, and voiced a darn lot of pet peeves. so i will give you a blanket answer and say, "because". hows that? good. now lets move on.

you have very common complaints that others are sure to empathize with. i think a little prescription for some xanax can mend most of these issues. just a thought

burn the tv
don't get in the express lane
don't nap on the couch, its possessed by demons
use arid xtra dry
plug your ears and stick out your tongue when people judge you on your religion
i'm turning off word verif: cause i hate it too
burn the tv covered about half your complaints
life is short, play hard
never pet a burning dog
i don't answer my phone, it makes people mad, use email, it's there for a damn reason
i hate the phone. the very sound of it ringing makes me want to kill people
Jamie Dawn sent munchkins to your house, and they are doing all this naughty stuff including stealing the dishes. ps, check in the couch.
that new downy costs too much.

thats my two cents for the day. now, do what i tell you. i'm older than you!

Melis said...

Wow! Your'e just a whiney one today! lmao JK!!! But if I started in on all the things that were pisser offers to ME... Blogger would probably explode! LOL I agree with just about everything on your list. Yes! Even word veri, I hate it when I have to comment on my own blog, and have to type that shit out! I should try taking it off... but at the same time, it not only keep spammers away.. but some people that I don't want hangin around, too! *wink, you know!* LMAO I completely agree with you on the beliefs issue.. to each their own I say.. That is what many men and women in the country has given their life for..IT'S WHAT MAKES THIS COUNTRY SO GREAT! Ok.. probably shouldn't have started on that.. another one Blogger would explode with! LOL Reruns.. love some.. wouldn't know what to do if they actually stopped airing M*A*S*H! So many good memories watching that show with my Dad, I just love "going back" in my mind! Happy Hump Day girly!

eyes_only4him said...

tee,
well you found one..I hate the phone:)

suzie,
can I come to you with all my troubles...

these were just thinkgs that were botheirng me and that very moment..you would start charging me if I let er all out:)

Melis,
well these are just things that were pissing me off at THAT momenet, and then I got tired of writing and figured noone would finsih reading it anyway..

Mash..are you freaking kidding me?

Felecia said...

Sure, I hardly ever leave lengthy comments and when I do, my computer dorks out and doesn't save it. (Why wasn't that on your list?!) Anyway, the jist of my comment was (1) that I need to see this show King of Queens more often because I've heard that I remind people of the character Carrie; (2) express lanes tick me off because I never have under 10 items and I feel immediately like a martyr tromping my cart-full to the end of a regular lane; (3) don't even get me started on judgmental Christians - I just started reading a book that is supposed to address that idea - which is called "Blue Like Jazz"; (4) your high expectation in products continually cracks me up; and (5) try switching between deoderants like a lot of women do shampoos - I flip between Secret and Degree (otherwise just fluff some baby powder up your shirt from time to time...)

Whew. This better not delete again.

pack of 2 said...

Okay....first of all I fucking love the Downy Simple pleasures. All the flavors are great but my favorite is the honeysuckle one. It is a smell from my childhood that was everywhere but we don't have honeysuckle out here in Oregon. BUMMER!

I also agree with your anti word varification thing and I'm not a huge fan of talking on the phone either.

Have a great day!

Angie

eyes_only4him said...

felcia,
baby poweser, gosh I never thought of that..but I am gonna try switching it up like I do my shampoo, I will let you no how that goes..

Angie,
I have only tried one flavor and I am not sure what it is, I will have to go down and look, but it smells so good..I find myself washing crap that dont need to be washed..

and we need to rid the blogger word of word veri one blog at a time;)

eyes_only4him said...

ok I just check I have Morning glory and honeysuckle..thats the one I have...

smells damn good..damn good indeed

pack of 2 said...

YES.....At the risk of sounding like the biggest goober in the world, I'll tell you something. I LOVE putting extra ones in when our sheets are in the dryer and laying in bed after we've made it....I feel like I'm laying in a field of honeysuckle. See, I told you I'm a goober. Shel thinks so too.:)

Angie

eyes_only4him said...

hee hee, i have the liquid..i did not know they came the other way...i dump extra in the downy ball..

aww, heaven on earth

mal said...

I have left word verification off for exactly the same reasons

Have you tried Mitchum clear unscented gel? It works great for me, is not irritating after shaving and does not leave those annoying white streaks on pull overs

eyes_only4him said...

Mallory,
as a matter of fact that is the kind I have now...it was on sale last time I was at Target..haha

Jamie Dawn said...

You are pondering deep, deep things. Be careful! Your head might explode!

eyes_only4him said...

bav,
sad thing is, i am not pmsing..

jamie dawn,
I know.....I am treading dangerous water here arent I?

Krystal said...

Sorry, I live for reruns, BUT I have complained to the manager of the grocery store I go to about the express lane issue.

It is no longer a problem.

You're wondering about plastic plates. I wanna know where the hell all the socks and underwear go!

As for Christians, I'm studying to be a Christian Witch. Need I say more??? LOL!!!

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