Going into day 3 of my mid-life crisis and things could not be better. I know now I will die at 60, and I am cool with that....Bright side is I will likely die before I become incontent....Peeing and pooing yourself is something I have always tried to avoid...So this works good for me..
I am not going to buy a shiny new sports car , although if I was not having to make 2 house payments and utilities for 2 houses....I would go get a total body lift....
Really, if my house 5 states over happens to burn down...I really had nothing to do with it...Im just sayin.
that's all I got to say bout that.
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Meg Ryan spawn: " mom Meltdown spawn told me if I tell you he was playing the X-Box that he would pummel me senseless"
Me: " pummel"
MRS: " yes momma, and scenceless"
And you wonder why I am having a mid-life crisis at 30........
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I am going to a spa Saturday with Old Mother Hen and we are getting a hair cut....I have experienced the wrath of Fantastic Sams one too many times.....
If I had a good trim, lots of money, a personal trainer, a professional chef, and a live in nanny..
(and /or a good arsonist)
Life would be wonderful....
Toodles
Friday, January 06, 2006
Mid life crisis...doin otay
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yo, do you want to be googled for that word, "arsonist"? i didn't think so. okay. i remember having sort of a meltdown at the age of 30. just being out of the 20's is traumatic. so going to the spa is a good choice. i've never been to a spa, but i've had a haircut. lots of them. wow. we have something in common. we get haircuts. don't you think you should try something different too? maybe a "weave"? i dn't know if you already have one. as i said in the below post, don't make me read this whole darn blog. i have stuff to do, like eat, and stuff. by the way, i'm almost 40, i'll be 39 at the end of this month, and the crisis thing don't get any better. so just telling you, so you don't go getting your hopes all up that you will feel better about things such as you AGE. 35 is even worse. okay, go get the body lift. that movie, dick and jane, has this hilarious botox thing in it. makes me pee myself just thinking about it. and aren't you already incontinent, having 3 kids? geez, i can't even jump on the trampoline anymore without loosing a little fluid.
The spa sounds good. Don't let your mom stress you out either. You know, just saying. :) And, I guess you have to talk to the boy about pummeling--not good. hehe :)
suzie,
I have told you once..I love you..You crack me up and make me laugh everytime I see you:)
ok moving on, I am just getting a trim...I had extensions last spring..BAD mistake..
and really i am a big drama queen so things are never as bad as things may seem here...
And yes 3 kids, little to no drugs, no wimpy c-sections here lady, them kids was birthed out the right way...with hard work..LMAO
opps i missed you marel,
well since my mom has her "loova boy" she isnt such a bother anymore..
I am looking forward to the spa though..I am gonna see what all they offer there..I may become a regaular client you no..haha
I am so glad you are going to the spa. Little things help so much. I am sorry the kids have started the pummeling, you best stop it before the raping and pillaging. SOmetimes I wonder why I waited until I was 32 to get married and start a family, thanks for the reminder, no kids no midlife crisis, I think the two are related.
Oh Christina...You are sooooo frickin funny!
I love the matter of fact way that you tell your story..."
"Going into day 3 of my mid-life crisis and things could not be better. I know now I will die at 60, and I am cool with that."
ROFLMAO
Shangie
susie,
you will never be a wimp in my book sweety:)
coolchic,
well the only thing at the spa we are doing is getting hair cuts..LMAO..my mom is 47..well she will be 48 next week..just had to get that in there..LMAO
Kylz,
maybe thats what I need. I need you to come open a big can of Auusie whopp ass on me;)
Karin,
chances are single people with no kids do not go thru mid crisis at all or at 30 HAHA...your one up on me..and you will live longer too:)
Shangie,
See, I am just letting you no that a nid life crisis aint so bad..so when your time comes, you are prepared;)
susubala,
well, thats the way it is ya no?..HAHA...thanks for stopping by
angel,
so far so good I must say:)
Cat,
yes the opening is still avialble..why u know someone?..LMAO
A good 6 foot step ladder would only cost about $50. It would make for a cheap 'full body lift'.
i hope i didn't scare you off from my blog, cause i really like when you visit, my son reads, so i had to say keep it pg rated, he gets me in trouble if he thinks i'm reading bad stuff. he's my parent. we all need one of those huh? i have a stack of people magazines, and he calls them "sex" magazines for petes sake. and he narks on me when people come. "my mom has sex magazines behind the couch". so then i have to explain so they don't REALLY think I do. why did i teach him to talk, oh why.
Cliff,
now why didnt I think of that?
Suzie,
you did not scare me away one bit:) as a matter of fact I need to go back and see what i wrote cuz now you have me wondeirng..my memory aint so good:)..I try to keep my pg too..my kids dont read it, but i always try to keep my posts "semi free of curse words"..but everyone is free to run ramped in the comment box..HAHA
I will offer my arson skills for a good price. It would need to at least pay for my plane trip, food, and matches.
I'm 42, so I probably am actually mid-life right now. I mean 84 is kind of an average time to die, right?
I need to get a red sports car right away!
Hornylildevil,
well thanks for stopping by, and no need to worry about the other, if ya no what I mean;)
JD,
ok, the job is yours JD..
Midlife's are fun. Keep smiling on through. If you think 30 is bad...wait for 35. Will be hitting it myself in six weeks.
krystal,
thats what i am scared of, is it gonna get worse?..haha
Hizzle,
more cow bell...she just needs to shave thats all;)
Hey dude...I think we are actually older than you!!! 37 & 41.
Shangie
shangie,
yup..I am still an infant compared to you guys:)
but at least you arent in a mid life crisis, so you will live longer..HAHA
NO sports car? Maaaaan! Go get one and come get me, I'll be waiting.
I want to go spaing too. lol
samantha,
I think its because we try to forget how old we are getting;)
Momyblogr,
I will be there in an hour:)
Well we can even be mid-life crisis at 30 something partners as well. Care if I join you? Okay so now you have my post to think about-now thats my advice for you this weekend.Sometimes it makes everything seem a little better!;)
Sometimes..........I said.
Cori,
well I sure could use a partner in the crisis as well...
and I know sometimes..most times I mean..HAHA
Hope you enjoyed the Spa visit, can I go too? :)
Feel better chick!!
I'm going to a dayspa in a few weeks with a friend too. You need to go, relax, breathe and get pampered.
If that's what happens when you turn 30, I don't wanna turn 30 :)
Feel better soon honey!
ok, WTH?!?!! I know I read this, and I know I commented... so wth is it?! Maybe I'm beyond mid life crisis stange! See... I just skipped right the hell over it, and even forgot to get my red sports car! DAMMIT ALL TO HELL! See girly, don't listen to 'em, 35 ain't bad... you don't even remember it! lmao
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