I quit

So yesterday I told you about my new found excersie of pillates. Well to sum it up for those of you who have not seen this, I will explain to you what it is all about,only aliens or people born without joints can do this. You need to be what they call graceful in doing your moves, which I am not. Secondly, I do not think the way they have an old lady like myself contorting my body in such ways is a good thing. Still not sure if some of these moves are legal in a all 50 states..Im just sayin!!

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Ok,I feel I need to tell you a story. I tell you how I don't want to go to the doctor, its not just me being weighed that freaks me out. Back when I still lived in Michigan I had this doctor that I had been seeing since 1994. I liked it there. He saw all of my kids from the time they were newborns.

Anyhoo, this doctor who is married, made out with my mom in his office, not once, but 3 times..He also would call her at home and want to meet up with her, which she never did. I always thought this was very odd.

Then one of the last times I went to see him, I had needed a refill on my sleeping pills. I had been working out ALOT and was all buff..It was summer so I had shorts on and tank top, cuz that is the way I dress in the summer duh!!..

So he says," wow you have been working out" I am all like " yea I guess"
He takes his hand and puts it on my calf and says " yes, I can feel how hard your muscles are"

Ok this creeped me out. He asked me if I was feeling ok, or if I had been having any pain anywhere. I told him that my stomach had been bothering me a little, but other than that I had no complaints. So he told me to lay down and he felt my stomach. There was just something way creepy about it, so I told him that it hadn't hurt for a long time and this was not necessary. He then felt my biceps and said " wow, your arms are looking really good there"

Ok, now would this creep you out?....I was so afraid he was going to try and kiss me that I told him, I needed to hurry up cause I needed to gt home before my son got off the bus.

I never went back, course we moved like 3 months later....Last time I was hit on by another man..Ahh such as life..

then we moved here and I needed a refill on my pills again. So I made an appoinmet here. Now mind you I was only there about my insomnia. I had my girls with me, so I didn't think there would be any weird talk. So this doctor is asking about my insomnia I told him the whole boring story. Then he asks me what birth control I am using....ok, where did I go wrong? How did the conversation go here? I tell him I am not interested in talking about that, plus that is not why I was there. He then goes on to ask me about my sex life and if I needed him to give me some birth control pills or if I wanted to get my tubes tied...So now I am thining he must think my kids are ugly and he wants to make sure I don't breed again.

He tells me then that normally he wont write out prescription unless you have had your pap test done, ( which I have not)..But he was going to write me out a script for the birth control patch anyway....OK WHY???...I don't take hormones I don't need, plus I worry about blood clots and stuff..SO no thank you...

So from now on I will only see a female doctor......ya see what I mean?

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Last night I was working my fat rear on my treadmill. I have my IPOD on and I am jamming. I am now jogging at a slow pace. I don't normally belt out a tune while I am on there because it is too hard..You try running and singing, it can not be done people.

But then " Superfreak" by Rick James came on...( yes I love this song people, so sue me)
And I can not help but sing a little bit. My Toddler spawn starts freaking out.

She walks her little self up to me and points her lil finger at me and says

" momma, no momma sing, no sing...You RUN momma, no sing , run run run momma"

I swear this girl must be tone deaf ,because I was rocking pretty good.

Meg Ryan spawn says last night " do you know you use all your muslces in your body when you jump?"

" no, I did not know that, who told you that?"

" saw it on a mac and cheese commercail"

Now who says kids dont learn anything from television? These kids are freaking geniuses.



Toddles