Thursday, January 12, 2006

My 15 year plan, and a getting to know Christina tid bit

I saw this on another blog and I thought it was something I wanted to steal, but heaven forgive me , I don't remember who I stole it from....My apologies to you and yours..

25 years ago I was: well I was 5 and in kindergarten. What much else can I say, I don't remember what I did yesterday, so this is all I can say..

20 years ago: well I was 10, and I was probably in the 5th grade. That was a really bad year for me..I am not going to get into it...But it was a bad year..nuf said..

15 years ago: I was 15 years old and being a slutty teenager..And doing odd jobs around my house for gas money so I could use the car...at 15 you have to drive with a parent..But hell I didn't care..

10 years ago: I was coming up on my first wedding annivesary. Thinking about maybe getting knocked up...But afraid of getting fat...Now we all know where that lead..I got fat and I have 3 spawns..

5 years ago: Meg Ryan spawn was coming up on her first birthday. I was working and going to school. Thinking about getting my tubes tied...Again we know where that went...

3 years ago: I was just finding out I was knocked up with Toddler spawn and being sick as a freaking dog.....Wishing I had had my tubes tied 2 years prior..

1 year ago: Lets see...We were just getting settled into our new life here in the crappy state of Minn-ee-soda.....And I was experencing the coldest winter that my dear , fragile body had ever seen..Brutal.. Just plain brutal...Never before had my flesh had -50 degree air blowing on it..And it was a living nightmare.

this year: well it has only begun..I will be 31 in May, and life so far this year has been good...But it is only 12 days into it....

There that's it..Now what did we learn boys and girls?
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Ok I thought I would give you a taste of Christina's 15 year plan. I want to be a female body builder, and finish school. I have been thinking long and hard..In 3 years my baby will be in kindergarten and there will be no reason for me to lay stagnant here at home. I am confused about what I shall do, I have been thinking of a number of paths to travel on.

I would like to be able to get a good enough job where we wont need to worry about money when The Husband's 15 year plan starts falling into place. I have only 2 years to go till I would be done with school...But I am not sure what the job market is for a " microbiologist"..This is what I was going to school for...And don't call me a nerd please. I know things that would keep you up at night.

Ok I thought I would share one more product I am actually happy with...It is "Quench, by Oil Of Olay...I swear if you have winter dry skin...This is like a miracle cream. It wont firm your thighs..But it makes them soft and silky to touch. I just wanted to pass it along, cause I am cool like that.

Oh today is my moms birthday, she is 48....She will be dead soon. That is old.

i need acid in my eyes..someone please...i have been thinking about having another baby...i need to stop watching A Baby story..curse you TLC....

Toodles

35 comments:

pack of 2 said...

Don't do it girl!!! You have enough children. You and your hubby do not have to repopulate the world on your own. HAHA! Seriously....remember your dreams....think about your "girls". Do you really want them to have to through THAT again?;)

Shel's b-day is in May too. The 22nd. When's yours?

Angie

eyes_only4him said...

HAHA..I know, I dont need to replunish the Earth..it will pass, I promise...I just need you guys to knock sence into me , thats all..

Oh mine is the 2nd...May 2, 1975 11:42 pm..HAHA>.how is that for details?..my son always thinks mine is the 22nd..little sucker..

momma of 2 said...

I may have to do this some time... was interesting...

Go back to school - you are never too old to go back to school.

Foxy said...

my little on a sinco de mayo baby - we shared baby coronas on her 1st b-day..lol

good luck in whatever u decide to do girl. the great thing about it is you have options...:)

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to your mom! And, stop watching TLC!! hahaha :)

Anonymous said...

DONT DO IT. NO MORE BABIES> THE FOURTH ONE IS THE LAST STRAW WITH THE BODEEEEEEY

aint nothin going back where it goes after the 4th pregnancy. and it doesn't sound like your going to be having a lot of extra money for tummy tucks and boob jobs. Aint you got your plate full enough? why don't you be a foster parent or something if you want a baby around. and you could earn money doing that? You'd make a GREAT foster parent.

Now this school thing. I'm thinking something along the lines of social work? then again, I recommend social work to everyone. theres a lot of different things you can do with that degree. So I'm a strong advocate of it. The more the gov cuts programs, the more poor people there will be and the more people will need help.

Or you could do that real estate thing you said. Seems like a pretty lucrative thing right now, and you could do a lot of it from home. so there you have it my three choices for you
1. Foster parent
2. Social worker
3. Real estate agent

whatda sayyyy

oh, you've been tagged on my blog. now don't get all freaked out about being tagged, this ones different. so go on over and check it out. don't be a wussy

Melis said...

HOLYYYYYYY TRIPLE BATSHIT! STOP IT GIRLY! You really don't want to have ANY MORE BABIES! Really.. seriously! Think about this.. no time for yourself until you're OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER IS NOW?!?!?! That's what I thought! And you're welcome! Your list was fantastic! Maybe I'll look into doing that... sometime! he he Oh.. and one more thing, "Christine"... YOU'RE A NERD! (that's right... both in the same sentence, cuz I'm cool... errrrr a bitch like that!) LMAO

Me said...

I think it's great if you want another baby...lol. I always said I wanted at least 4, but we may have to stop at 3 if I don't want to move out of our house (what can I say, I love it).

I like the MEME thing. I may have to steal that from you :)

I wanna go back to school though too, but not now. No money, no time, no babysitter.

Mandi said...

Oil of Olay Quench is a godsend. I have tried every lotion on the market, to no avail. My skin is the WORST in the winter. I hate spending tons of money on lotion, but it is worth every penny!!!! Miracle indeed. And if you want another one, go for it :)

Jewl said...

Good LORD, your mother is young!! I am 33 and my father is 65 and my mother 60... So, your mother is not old..LOL
Have another if you want, I think you need to stop watching TLC though... that channel can warp your mind. I watch that too and then I have to remind myself what hell you go through with a brand new baby... well, the first month anyway.
I think I might copy your List... Might have to wait until later though.

eyes_only4him said...

Momma,
yes, I plan too..I need too:0

Vani,
so true, life is full of options, I just need to take advagntge of them:)

Coolchic,
try it..it works wonders..I swear:)

Marel,
yes mom, no more TLC for me..

Susie,
I know, that is what is holding me back.haha..
but socail work, dunno...
a few years ago we acctaully thought about beocming Foster Parents...but thats as far as it went...I may think about that again, but I still need to finish school..I am thinking I would be on kick ass real estate lady...Ok I am on my way to your blog to see my tag;)

Melis,
boy your saying batshit a lot latley..do u live in a bat cave..haha..

I am not speaking to you now, cant call me christine and still be my friend
:)

Kylz,
well I do not have a good reason..but here are a few..babies smell so good, they like to cuddle, they are cute, you can dress them how ever you want, they love you....now here are the cons..

they dont sleep, they pee and poo themseves, they cry way too much, i hate being pregant, I dont want to get fat again, 4 kids is too much, and i hate puking:)

Beth,
well, I am sure it is somethign that will pass, I know for a fact I will not have one while we are living here...maybe nce we move to south carolina next year I might think more about it....but I am getting old and my eggs might start to dry up...heres hoping:)

Mandi,
isnt that the best?...I even put it on the baby last night after her bath...she is so soft now..haha..I doubt I will have another one..but it is funny to think about anyway;)

Jewl,
well my mom had me when she was 17...thats why she is so young..haha..my dad is 51...I am 30, you do the math..haha..I can not get your site to come up...you must have a chistina blocker on it dont you?

Anonymous Fat Blogger said...

I might just steal that from you for my blog!

I always have wanted 4 kids. I love the first 6 months (Bug was a good, quiet baby), it's when they start moving around on their own I don't enjoy quite as much...LOL! I'd have 4 if I ever won the lotto. If that's something you really want, there's nothing wrong with it...go for it!

eyes_only4him said...

kylz,
your gonna go have a baby now arent you..haha..i talked you right into it didnt I?

Denise,
steal away, thats what I did..

eyes_only4him said...

d,
i guess you must have missed my post all about that lotin..I used it not knowing it had a self tanner in it..I even posted picutres of what it did to my fingers...you will have to go back and find it, you will get a good hoot out of it...I have banished Jergins from this house..they have duped me one too many times..LMAO

Felecia said...

Did you say Olay Body Quench? Now on that one, I am right there with you in the fan section. Love the stuff!

The manner in which you shared the news of your mother's birthday reminded me of a classified ad in our local paper yesterday "Grandma's Dead - Buy Her Boat..." My husband and I just about died ourselves - kinda like watching South Park - so wrong but so funny!

Anne Coleman said...

OK first, I am already replenishing the earth-well, starting my own country anyway. Borrow a newborn for a night-you'll be over it quick.

Ahem-48 is not old! I only have 11 yrs to go lol

keesh said...

I say if you want to have another baby, go for it. But let the moment of the Baby Story pass first :). It gets all in your head and you see that baby on the Mother's belly for the first time, but they should have a follow up show called "18 months later." HA. that would set ya strait. I want one more most days, but the biggest struggle I have right now with that decision is, what the world is coming to. There are just not many jobs, gas prices, blah blah blah. i get scared about my future, my sons and husband's future's and then get scared to add one more, but maybe some day.

eyes_only4him said...

Felicia,
isnt that the best dang lotion?..see I dont always have a consumer complaint!! HAHA...

Anne,
I am trying to compete with you..we can start our own countries, they will be peacful countries of course;)

eyes_only4him said...

kish, opps I missed you..

I know what it is like 2 years , 6 years, and 9 years later..haha..

and I am with you on all the stuff, kind of my other reason on not doing it..you have good thinking..

Jamie Dawn said...

Your mom isn't much older than you. My momis only 18 years older than me.
Since I'm 42, 48 doesn't seem old to me!
I love babies so much, so I won't say you shouldn't have another. Just think about your sanity, and that should help you make up your mind.

eyes_only4him said...

JD,
yes my mom had me when she was 17..

and i dont have much saity left anyway..:)

d,
ok, i know what you talking about..my bad..haha

Anonymous said...

what the heck ya doing today woman? i'm patiently waiting for your purse contents. i promised i wouldn't be a pest, but i lied. i'm a big, fat liar. so there.

if you can't get anything good from your purse, we'll accept all the stuff you find in your couch. that will be my next post.

Amy said...

**Acid*Acid*Acid*Acid**

Wow! I am definitely not thinking about two kids right now...too busy trying to adjust to number 2. I didn't know we were the same age - just turned 31 in Dec.

Lately, I have been too busy to visit any sites, but I am trying to get back to my favorites! Have a great weekend.

eyes_only4him said...

susie,
i am gonna do it for tomorrow..i dont have a lot in my purse, but I will dump er out..I need to charge up my camara...unwind your panites..its comeing..I just got home from taking my mohter out to lunch..its her birthday you no..HAHA..

Al,
well it is nothing I am gonna do right away, IF i do it wont be for another year or two..:)

Anonymous said...

Watching a Baby Story makes you want MORE kids?

Ohhhh It makes me writhe in pain remembering...well, the PAIN!

I had natural childbirth with 4 out of 5 kids.

Crap.

e-mail me and we can have a discussion about the future...I am going through the same thoughts here.

novaks8 at coastalnet.com

Peggy said...

48 is old and she will soon be dead????? I am 52 and feel better and enjoy life more now then I did when I was young with babies!!! Or at least I think I am... you know memory is the first thing to go when you get old. roflmao

eyes_only4him said...

nokav,
I will email u right straight away, we need to discuss our ridiclous thoughts here..haha

peggy,
my dad is 51. your not old..my mom is, but your not:)

Melis said...

Wow! Not speaking to me?? Not friends anymore???? Does that mean, too, that I don't work for you anymore??????

eyes_only4him said...

melis,
well i have quickly forgave you..dont worry, I dont hold grudges for long:)

haha

Jewl said...

Hmm, I wonder why you can't get my site up... strange, I haven't heard anyone else say the same. Try Try again... sorry chicky I don't know what else to say, it isn't something on my end though!

eyes_only4him said...

Jewl,
I am not sure why, but it has been doing that latley, I have trouble with a few..I figured ya'll had Christina blockers..haha. I will keep trying though, I always do..but when i finally get it up, I cant get your dang comment box to open..must be a conspircay..

Angel,
HAHA...I will do as I am told...

eyes_only4him said...

samantha,
you can steal away...

and your an evil woman..haha..

really I have no desire to be pregant, just like babies..haha

Krystal said...

You don't need acid in the eyes. Just disconnect the cable.

eyes_only4him said...

krystal,
haha....when your right your right..

Angie,
You may be on to something, but if you leave that up to the man, chances are it wont get done..

socail work isnt for me..I would have too many blowouts with people..and be fired, sued, or shot..not good...I was online looking for you ealrier, but you were gone..:(

Aud*2020 said...

Ugh. Winters in the Midwest do suck.

A bodybuilder, huh? I could never have the discipline for that!

Speaking of discipline...I could not EVEN imagine having four kids at such a close age range. I think I'd pull my hair out.