It seems these things are popping up everywhere now a days..
It seems every blogger is knocked up, or just got done being knocked up. Is it in the computer lines, or in the telephone or cable lines? If it is consider me gone. It is not worth the risk.
I have a wedding this fall to attned and I can not not let my waste line expand any more than it is, or I may be confused for the fat lady who sings.
So for you people out there sporting these tickers, stay away, stay far far away..mmkay?
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Although I may feel like I am about 6 months knocked up, I am not..PMS is hitting me hard today..I wont even go into all the crap I ate yesterday. I feel as though I could take a pin and poke my lower abdomanl regoin and float and spin in the air like a balloon that has just had the air sucked out...You see that in the sky, that big fleshy thing spinning toward you, yup thats my fat as&...aint pretty is it?
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Metldown spawn has become full of matrial latley. He was chosen star of the week for next week and has the paper to fill out. One of the questions on it is " name something specail that has happen in your life"
He says " I cant think of anything, every single second has been horrable so far"
So I tell him I am sorry to hear that and how about I sweeten the deal by making it worse and grounding him for disrespecting me and talking back..
He then says " Oh why does puberty have to get me in trouble all the time?"
Ummm, sorry son, it only gets worse from here, until you start sprouting hairs on your chin or wanting alone time with my magizines, I think puberty is a lame excuse for your behaivor..
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You scared the crap outta me in the beginning of this post...I really thought you were pregnant. Hope Aunt Flo visits soon so your PMS will stop.;)
Angie
Kids suck don't they?
angie,
didnt mean to frighten you..man, just watch next month I pay for this little joke..haha
krystal,
at times they do..LMAO
I was kinda scared too for a minute there. Take it from me, who's up late cuz baby is awake, and who is recovering from a C-section and in bad pain......DON'T DO IT! Not literally, I mean if you do, use protection..lol.K? LOL
A pregnant Christina, now that would be nine months of great blogs.
I thought you were pregnant too. As for puberty, he's still young for that, right? Why does it seem like the kids go through everything so much sooner these days!??! Talk to you later. And, feel better. :)
Ok I had a bit of a fright there for a minute. Not cause you couldn't have another one if you wanted but you seem pretty against it right now to me. I know what you mean though all the wives in the commercial division at Brad's company are getting pregnant. I told Brad he wasn't allowed to eat the food over there. Yesterday we were at the Getty Museum and I turned and looked at him standing in front of a fertility statue. I pushed him backwards and told him to keep clear of that statue.
your kid cracks me up.
LMAO
Shelly
only thing growin in me now is the most enormous zit - I swear I wouldnt be surprised if some creature that'll call me mom comes out of it. Man..
It ain't pretty...
PMS sucks
I got excited for a minute, I was hoping you were going to have a little baby :). That little boy of yours is so funny. And they say raising boys is easier...what's your take on the subject? :)> i only have a boy and so far it hasn't been a walk in the park that is for sure. 5:30 this morning, he is insisting on breakfast, the ability to watch a movie and claiming he isn't tired....argh...good thing I had to go into work so i left him in his Father's care until it was time for daycare :).
Im pretty sure I'm not knocked up....but as I look around the neighborhood I'm pretty sure I live in the fertile valley right now.
vani,
I know, I dont plan on doing it till menopause hits honey;) but your baby is so cute..no, I dont want one, I dont want one;)
cliff,
well, it would be awful sad, there would be four letter words flying..and I dont mean BABY:)
Marel,
well he is almost 9, so I think the process will be starting sooner that I wish..No babies for me..no how, no way;)
Karin,
boy, I hope you knocked him a good one..those stautes are pretty powerful..haha
samantha,
haha..I dont need any tickers..I cant ever figure out how to work the dang things anyway;)
shelly,
he is full of jokes alright, pretty soon when he is grounded to his room till hes 20, he wont think he is so funny anymore..hehehe
Nerdine,
I got one too...damn PMS..
Kish,
of course you would be excited, it wouldnt be you allpregant..haha..man, my toddler spawn loves to get up with the birds, I bring her to my room, shut the door and turn on the dinsey channel..and I lay my fat butt down again.haha
Mike,
you can not be sure you arent knocked up unless you take a pee test..better get on that brother.
he is my son. my son's motto," today is the worst day of my life". and i always respond "yeah, until tomorrow".
okay you big baby, i KNEW i didn't forget you on my links. you were there, but the link was missing a " symbol, so it didn't show up. how retarded is that. i fixed it. so you can stop your cryin.
oh, by the way i see you are still posting EVERYDAY. i knew you would. i knew it was all a ruse. you are addicted, you can't quit. so there.
d,
dont let the baby demon tempt you..
I wouldnt mind so much if I could sleep at night, but I suffer from severe insomnia and a baby would just make it worse;)
I stop trying to keep a straight face years ago;)
Suzie,
I love your sons motto..I think our boys should get toghter, they would be quite a hoot..teehee..
well I know I am posting everyday, my writing area isnt set up..i have been having to write everything down in a notebook..and I know you would miss me something terribale..hahaha
I'm not pregnant...and won't ever be again! LOL
Two is plenty.
A warning to all you out there who ARE pregnant or are thinking of getting pregnant...SPACE THOSE KIDS OUT!!! I have two that are 14 months apart, and it ain't a pretty sight!!!!!!
Whew.
Okay..now that I got that off my chest...lol.
kendra,
very true..mine are 3 years apart..if i got pregant now by the time the baby popped out toddler spawn would be 3..haha..still no sale here..
tomorw my oldest girl will be 6..in march my oldest will be 9..and toddler spawn is 2 ..that is good enough dont ya think?
Can you believe all the babies? Ugh. You did psyche me out there for a second though. That was a good one.
lol
your son is cracking me up.
Ever see Wedding Crashers? Let's hope he doesn't end up like the weird brother who is so angry!
Man I am outta here too if it means you get pregnant by blogging!
I actually cheer every month when I get my period!
What kind of magazines? ;)
kristen,
let hope its not contagoius..
novaks,
well this kid says things for dramtic effects...mark my words acadamy award winner someday..haha
yes blogging is so not worth it
blog whore,
let see, pajama gram company, cosomo,O..hahaha
Puberty was completely my excuse for my behavior.
Alone time with magazines? That never goes away.
Oh, I want a baby!! LOL, nah, I'll wait....
I can't wait for Bug to start saying things like that, cause I know she will!
LOL - I get jealous of everyone's baby tickers, too.
angel jr,
I didnt think the magaizine thing would ever go away, but i dread the day I find my womans day mag under is pillow..haha
denise,
ok two things..YOU DO NOT WANT A BABY..second, when bug startes her mouthing back you wish she was still a baby who couldnt talk..LMAO
Tee,
as long as we dont act on them, we are fine;)
Looks like you had lots of fun freaking people out about the baby thing. Definitely no more babies out of this old body. Two - seven years apart no less - was my limit. My baby is 14 to top it off.
Still haven't figured out how you ended up with a drama queen for a son. That doesn't sound quite right... What do you call a male drama queen?! Could it be meltdown spawn?! Too many cleaning fumes for me today!
tammy,
i did not mean to fritghten you..if i was knocked up, I would at least let you know by email..haha
I am not sure how i ended with with a drama queen either, but am hopeing it pays off with a 7 million dollar movie deal..this kid can cry on demand..and real tears too;)
Yes those bloggers who are getting knocked up should concentrate more on blogging and less on "gettin some". Don't they have priorities? geesh!
My 11 year old son is up for adoption until he turns his attitude around.
I turned off my word verification thingy. So far, only two spams.
Your son is a riot!
I think you are itching to have another spawn. You better watch out, or you'll give in.
cori,
I know..they should blog when they have the urge to "do it"..better off that way..I have a 8 year old son up for adoption too:-)
Jamie,
oh no, dont say that..I know it wont be this year if I do give in;)
I've seen those tickers, too, but have no idea where people are getting them. My blog is basic and boring because I have yet to find out where all these cutesy resources are. Oh well.
I sure can wait until my son hits puberty...
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