A word in Spanish

So, I am on a hunger strike. I am not fighting for any particular cause. .I am not dedicated enough to stop eating for a cause. So its just a good ole fashion hunger strike..

I decided against the whole detox diet, as some told me about some possible tooth loss..Good God know.

I am not only tired of doing dishes and cookin up the daily slop, but I am tired of everyone complaining about what I am cooking. I figure, if I can go without eating, surely these folks can. And they will. I can live on cereal and water. I have done it before.

Tuesday night before my hunger strike took effect, Mr Shaky made this cake he got from a lady from work. OH MY GOODESS .

instead of using oil in cakes we always use applesauce...Instead of eggs, I use eggbeaters..Cause I am worried about the potential effect on my heart eating that shit..

anyway, this is what the cake consisted off

yellow cake mix...use the substiutes I said..unless u dont mind getting fat.

fat free cool whip, mandarin oranges, fat free sugar free vanilla pudding,crushed pineapple in light syrup.

Now when you make the cake you mix the mandarin oranges into the mix..

the frosting is the fat free coolwhip with the pudding and crushed pineapple all mixed in..

It was so good...

I told Mr Shaky that I would be divorcing him and asking for the ladies hand in martial bliss. He then informed me she was married. I told him it was her loss then.

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This is my son pretending not to be mentally impaired. I asked him how the dogpiling of the girls was doing. he told me he had retired. I said
" retired from dogpiling?"..he said " no, from girl chasing."

Gosh I hope he isnt gay.

not that there is anything wrong with that of course.

Oh, and he walked home from school today, I told him tommorw tell his kidnapper I said hello, and to tell him he only eats peanut butter and cheez its..jusst so he is well fed.

This is Boo NOT pretending she is addicted to the devil box.
























This is Blondie Bee, the badd ass of the hood..My soon to be pistol packin daughter..

she claims she just tapped her too hard playing tag....But the girl claims she was punched..Now who do you believe? Look at the face. Is this the face of a beater upper? I think not.


























Ok, my boo has new boyfriend/obsession. She use to be all about this pot bellied Mexican girl























Yes Dora. I hate Dora. I hate all she stands for. Which to me is annoying the sh*t outta me. Now here at my hive Dora is on at the same time as this

This my friends is Handy Manny. Another Spanish speakin toon for my Boo to get her diapers in a knot about. She says to me about 20 plus times a day

" momma, I wanna watch hanny manny"...Yes she calls him HANNY MANNY...She is a mentally challenged and can not speak the dialect clearly. I blame it on the Spanish that is taking over her brain. Instead of teaching tots Spanish, lets try things that are more useful.

Handy Manny, here are some tips from me Bossy, to you...

Try teaching my kid how to piss in the toilet and to change the roll of TP when she's done .Or tieing her shoes. This crap is useful to me.

Bee Real

BTW, I am taking applications for a best friend..or any friend for that matter. If you would like to apply let me know..I am not fussy. hell you can even pretend to be my friend if ya want. I will email you the 10 page application if your intersted in applying. And your shots must be up to date.