Love doesnt always bite

OK , I promise this will be my last post about my trip..for this week anyway. I did not tell you much about it, I was kind of rushed in posting yesterday.

The drive to Fargo was faster then I thought. And if anyone has ever been to Fargo, there aint much there, u can back me up on that.

Now I have been told some places don't allow cameras inside the arena. I had no troubles getting it into the Target Center in July when I saw them..I will remind you..this is the best I could get..I was sitting in Missouri I think..



















See, they look like tiny ants....what a shame.

Now at the Fargo Dome there were signs on the doors that no cameras were allowed. So I knew I would need to hide my camera. My mom had an ingenious idea. I was just gonna hide it in a small little section with a zipper. She suggested not only doing that, but to lace my purse with tampons. So I had about 20 tampons overflowing inside my purse. When we went thru the line, the nice young man said I needed to open my purse. I smiled big and unzipped it. When my tampons started falling out, he said " go on in mam"

So let that be a lesson...tampons, not just for plugs anymore, they have multiple uses people.

Lets all take a moment and thank the tampons...thank you tampons, you allowed a woman who was NOT having her period able to sneak a camera into an event...thank you..

Everyone had a camera, so maybe everyone used the tampon bit. But as I was standing there right next to the stage, the security staff sat there watching us all take pictures. Go figure.

When we got to our seats, I just could not stop pinching myself, I had never been in a front row, let alone even on the damn floor of any concert. It was totally cool...

Now that I have been in the front and leaning against the gate of the stage, I will NOT ever be able to see a concert any other way again. And really there are only a handful of people I would smack down that kinda loot to see that way. Prince, Elton John and my Leps..that's it.

I will share a few more pics from the show....




















I was sure he was looking for me...He lost me in the crowd, or so he thought..poor baby, mommas here..
























this is Joe telling the guys to stop looking at his woman, she is taken...he has a feisty side..see....

This is just a pic of them sharing a mic, I really liked this pic..I don't know why.




















now this is Joe wondering if he should tell his wife that he found his soul mate, or to just continue with the show and tell her later..
















he did wait till after the show...In fact, I am still waiting...this is me..waiting...





















These are the buses that brought my dear boys here. I chased them around the parking lot..it was a grand adventure.















Now this is the young lad whom I got my photo and autograph with, he is getting on said bus after the show...I think he loves me too..















don't worry boys, there is enough Bossy to go round!

Me again holding my treasure. Might pay for my funeral someday. Or a big mac..Not sure which.
















We are gonna stalk them again next year when they tour. A friend of mine who has connections with the band, saw them in a bar in Nebraska the other night, one of the guys told her that they are just finishing thier new album and plan on touring next fall. I will again stalk them, this time when I meet them I am gonna make sure my mom can work the damn camera....damnit.

Well these sluts will see you next time boys..



















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Ok moving on....I get this email from Mr Shaky yesterday...this is what it says.

I wore two differnt shoes to work.


This is what I wrote back to him

your an idiot.

I think the poor lad is still jelous, he hates to see the Leps fighting over his woman. I keep telling him not to worry, they dont want a fat old hag..but if they did, he might need to buy me shit to sway me.

My mom kept teasing Butch, that she was gonna come home with a husband. Yesterday my son says to her.

" i thought you were gonna bring home a husband"

my mom told him that she was to old and fat so she came home empty handed. He say

yup..i figured so..

Ok, Thats all I will write about the show...You know it rocked. You know the guys are in love with me..you know it all...Its all out in the open. Dont be haters people, its just my charm, wit and my big ta-ta's...

Until next session

Bee Real