Slang

Well I got the paint for Boo's room. I let her pick it out because I am a damn awesome parental figure. What's funny is that the color she picked was the color I wanted too...There were about 6 different shades of pink. We both picked out lollipop. Aint that sweet. So I am having Mr Shaky tape it all off, then Tuesday I am going to spend the day painting it. Boo keeps leading me over to where the paint is sitting and telling me " just paint my woom momma, come on"

Monday I was in the midst of doing something very important, when the dog was barking to come back in the house...So I yelled.."shut up u stupid dog, I will be there in minute" Do you know what my Boo did? She came to me, with hands on hips and says to me in her most stern voice.

now momma, dats not nice..Don't call people stupid, that's mean, ur a bad girl

Damnitalltohell I love this kid.

Then I told her OK, the dog is not stupid, but rather a big fat nuisance.

momma, dats not nice...U be good girl, not bad girl.

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OK I went into the whole thing yesterday about Mr shaky looking gay. And the only reason I do not post a photo of him wearing my shit, is to only not cause myself embarrassment.

I have stated that Mr shaky and his whole entire gene pool are retards. That's no secret. But Mr shaky himself is tad "spent" if u ask me....This is him

so they say we need a gallon of water PER person a day?

This is me..

I don't know, what the hell are you talking about?

you see, during the infamous Y2K fiasco....and yes I call it a fiasco, because you know what he did? He had bought about 100 gallons of water...And I am not lying...I bet there was even more then that..Plus he had jar filled with money in our house. So we had this damn jar with about 2000 bucks in it, because he was worried about the banks failing..And he wanted enough money for getting supplies if we so needed them..Plus we had numerous first aid kits, flashlights, and enough kerosene for our heater to burn down a small village. and yes he bought a kerosine heater JUST for this event, ya no in case for some reason the electric company blew up or the gas company..Because holy crap it was winter and we would get cold...Plus I was pregnant for Blondie Bee at the time, and i wont even go into the details of that..Because holy crap u would think he was all crazy.....

All of this crap was kept in the basement.

I kept telling him this was all something a total wack job would do...And I did not want him wasting anymore money on such crap..

Oh and when the "dept of homeland security"...and I use this term loosely ,told us to put plastic on our windows..That DAY Mr shaky went out and got enough plastic to tape up all our windows..And indeed, all the windows in my house had that plastic film on them for about 6 months..Finally I could not take it anymore, when summer arrived I took them down, and holy crap he about had a breakdown..

By the time we moved here, my basement still had about 10 gallons of that water left..Mind you we moved here two years ago..

So now he is on the bandwagon of getting supplies again. I am convinced only crazy people get supplies.

As of now we have a new first aide kit..One big enough to cure a small village should they infact all get paper cuts..

a few gallons of water along with a bunch of bottled water..

and enough Flintstoines vitamins to get us thru a rough spot..not sure what purpose of the vitaimins are, but I have learend over the years, not to argue with a crazy mind..

you want to know why..

The North Koreans have this guy shitting in his pants..well depending on the day he could be shitting in my pants..

I am so tired of dealing with crazy...Good Lord..

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And I was sadly mistaken when I said my Boo could infact wipe her own ass..She cant..I am the desginated ass wiper still. Which totally sucks, but tis better then changing the diaper with her crap stuck to her bum..

Now every time she poops she has to tell me if her poop was big or small, and as its going down the crapper she says " look momma, my poop is going down"

Why do I care? Better question why does she think that I do care?

Crazy all around me. I cant get away from it.

But one of the crazy people who lives at the crazy house I work at says to me Friday night " how old are you"

I asked her " how old do YOU think I am"

then this wonderful lady. ..who eats coffee grounds to keep the evil spirits away says

18

" u think I am 18"

yes

" nope, I am not 18"

well surly u cant be any older then 23"

your right, I surly cant..Thank you crazy lady...Now go eat your coffee grounds..


See sometimes crazy aint all bad.

Bee Real

Happy Halloween..and why is it the day BEFORE this holiday it is 72 degrees out, but on the day I have to go outside and walk around the hood the high is 34..and with the wind chill will feel like upper teens to lower 20's?...why oh why...

all this so kids can dress up like idiots and collect food from people they dont know.

editors note...whem mr shaky came home from work he brought home two more first aide kits...i crap u not.