Owner of a lonely heart

Going on day 3 with no Sheila. It is starting to effect me in ways I never imagined.

Ipods suck.....well they suck when their cord breaks and you can not charge them...I miss sheila, sheila can u hear me...

I was watching Oprah the other day, I hate her, but I watch her...OK I love her, but whatever. She had on this odd looking doctor. Dr Oz is his name. He is the oddest looking lad I have seen, but he knows stuff. he can tell you anything about diarrhea, farting, or anything to do with body fluids in general.

this Dr Oz informed me about a situation I have. I have talked about how I smell really bad after I workout. well he told me that sweat itself does not smell, only if you have lots of bacteria living on you, do you stink. So not only do I smell, but I am being eaten alive by bacteria . damnitalltohell.

this doc also said he does not wear anti-perspirant.....now he wears deodorant, just not the AP...because he says sweating is something u should not try and stop. That is when I realized he was crazy. But I then thought to myself, I bet he smells just as rank as I do..and then I did not feel so bad.

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I had this fly buzzing around me yesterday. it only buzzed around me. it did not fly around the other 3000 square feet of my hive, just around my head. I kept telling the sucker I was going to kill it. But I could not catch it. damn thing. Its probably mating with another fly as I speak, making babies to fly over my head all winter...

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My kitty is cute, take a look here, see my elderly cat in the background...Her name is sagwa and she is a Siamese..She does not like other cats...She just sits at a distance and glares at her, I think she is sure if she tries hard enough she can kill her with her death rays.

















This is Boo bee kickin back on the sofa with the kitty. No she is not sleeping, she is watching tv...this happened to be her tv hour..and u guessed it, we were watching Handy freakin Manny....Then Dora....





































What i don't get , is how can a child read a map and not get lost? I get lost even when I read a map. Damn I am stupid.....Dora has got more smarts then me..


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So I have decided that since I am being eaten alive by bacteria, that I should live like there is no tomorrow. Or start using antibacterial soap when I shower, rather then my Dove body wash that smells like shey cocoa butter and honey....

I will smell like Lysol from now on.....rock on I say...But I wont be smellin anymore.

Oh and only a little less then 2 weeks and I go to Fargo to meet the band....I need to get my skank off by then...Oh Lord please let my skank leave by then..

But chances are I will get lost, cause like I said, I cant read a map.

Bee Real