One more try

I know it is not Friday, but Bossy has to close tonight. That means I will spend the evening putting away crap that I did not get out. For Heavens sake, just buy the crap, don't leave it in the fitting room, or place the red shirts with black ones..Because holy crap, I have to make sure its all where it belongs..The Target police might make their way to our store and holy crap I might get fired from my mediocre job and less than desirable pay. I mean really less...Less.For. Real.

I will be spending the weekend doing much of the same...Mediocre here, less than desirable there.

Although Friday evening my aunt whom I have not seen since about 1994 is coming for a visit. She is bring my cousin who is 11, I have not seen her since she was a baby. Monday we are going to the Mall of America. They want to go. I told them they are going to be disappointed. It is just a big building, with lots of people, stores and body odor.

As we all know, I don't much care for body odor, or toothless nooks looking me.

Why can I train a dog to go pee out in the yard, but I cant get my 2 year old to do the same. I would settle for her pooing in the yard. Its not that I am fussy, but why is my dog smarter? My dog may be a retard, but damnit she knows where the poo and pee go.

getting this baby to piddle in the potty is like getting Mexicans to learn English before they run here illegally. It just isn't happening. I need to set up some sort of "border patrol" of my own...A potty patrol. I will set up a fence . A electric fence, and alarms. When the baby tries to pee pee in her diaper she will get shocked like golfer going for the ninth hole in an electrical storm....Down she will go..With smoke and steam coming from her hair..

I am sure if I dig thru some parenting book it will be in there. If not, that is my next book.

well I best go put the finishing touches on my person. The Target police are waiting for me.

Bee Real

i just remebered that I have a story about my renters there in the Homeland. I guess they found a bat in the house and now wont return until we fix the probelem.

hello asswipes, you live in an old house, in Michigan..all houses get bats.. so needless to say we told our real esate lady to give em the ole heeve hoe..Bossy didnt fix it when she was there, and you know how much I love bats.

I pray to the Lord himself some poor soul buys that house..All the money and work we have put into it and we probably wont make a dime on it. We just need a quick sell.

Remeber last summer when I would post pics of my bats that came in here?..Good times, Good times...and this is a heck of a lot newer house..They are not looking at the positve side..Bats eat bugs..yea, they eat bugs..

Pissers..I have wanted them gone since they only deicded to pay half the rent and not at all on time..

I bet one or both of them are toothless..im just sayin