If this is it

You know how the titles to all my posts are names to songs I like? Well now I am going to pick one artist a week and just do their songs for my titles. Don't ask why..Its just the way it is..This week is ..now don't laugh, or your gonna get kicked in the face..Huey Lewis and the News..mmaky..So every title this week will be a song from them..Ok moving on..

Mr Shaky Pants test are still not back yet. Probably another few weeks still. And its driving me mad.

He starts one of his first classes for the preacher thing soon. He has to take Greek. You cant take anything else till you finish that class.

I told him that we need to start working on more kids. It seems every pastor I know either has one child, or a gaggle of them. You don't see many with just 2 or 3...Its one or a gaggle. How they can afford a gaggle is beyond me. I am half way to a gaggle, so a few more and we will be set. Then normally pastors kids have gaggles too. I don't get that either. I don't know how anyone can afford a gaggle of kids. Well unless the government is helping you out...But to do it on your own..Cant be done unless you are a brain surgeon. So I highly doubt I will have the full gaggle. I wont be having the state pay for my litter. I guess a half a gaggle will do.

I hate my job. The last day I worked the big bosses were coming in to have a looksy at the store. One of the supervisors said to me " the big boss is here, look busy".
To which I replied " they don't pay me enough to care ." She kind of looked shocked, but so was I when I heard what this billion dollar company pays there employees. Now that is something that truly sucks donkey balls.

Mr Shaky Pants does not want me to quit. He likes the fist full of change I bring home every 2 weeks. To me the pain and suffering is not worth it.If he knew how much I would rather stick hot knives in my thighs then go there, he would gladly give up the pennies I am bringing home. Some people are just money hungry. Only he does not realize this is dirty money. Its almost like a sweatshop. Companies this big are screwing their employees up the as$, and that is without lube. Rough terminology I know, but that's the way the grease splatters. It sucks. I hate it. Makes me to not want to shop there anymore. But I will be damned if I am going to that other store to buy my body wash and tampons. I just feel dirty when I walk in that store. They don't sell enough body wash to get the skank off me when I leave.

The last time I went to that store the woman who checked me out was rather large in size. When she bent over to do something with her register her..umm for lack of a better term hoo haas spilled out all over the place where they scan your items. They just kinda plopped there. She had to physically pick them up and stuff them back where they belong. It was really quite very disturbing.

I don't want to see hoo haas spilled all over the register and I don't want to see them when you pull a sweaty wad of money out of their with your wood hand. Am I being unreasonable here?

I get to work all day Monday. Literally for peanuts. Actually you wouldn't even be able to buy a full jar of peanuts with one day of my pay.

Maybe a half a gaggle of nuts.

Bee Real
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