Praying for time

I have many stories today, this could be a long one..So please bare with me. And if you get bored and stop reading it..pooie on you.

First up, I had an appoitment to take my dog to see the groomer. My dog was in desperate need of a makeover, the winter left her limp and matted. Now mind you this is a dog I spent damn near close to $1,000 for. Mr Shaky Pants is still in the dark on that one..

My dog's name is Ellen. I named her that, get over it. Now Ellen is retarted like my bees. But she does know 2 things. Those things are when she gets into the van she is either heading on a 18 hour hike to Michigan, or going to the beauty shop. And since I was the only other human getting in the van, she knew where we were headed (she knows I could never drive thru Chicago alone).

So I get her out of my van and put her on the sidewalk. When she saw me taking a right and head into the shop, she darted out of her collar and onto the highway. I live only 5 blocks from the dog shop. My dog ran nearly all the way home. When I caught her I told her I was going to kill her.

We get to the shop and as we walk thru the pearly gates she growls at me..She shows me her teeth. At this point I am really going to kill her.

This is what she looks like now...She does not like her hair cut.

































This is not the face of a dog who appreciates her owner huh?

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So I took the girls outside while I planted some seeds outside my hive, this is some cute pics I took..Look Blondie is holding worms..She is so creepy that way.



















This is just Boo Bee trying to control her fowl sailor mouth..


















This is her napping today, not more than 2 minutes after I took this photo I heard a thump. She rolled outta bed. She was sleeping in Blondie Bees bed. Because she likes to that's why. She ran out of the room to find me and said " I ok momma, I fall out of Blondies bed, but I ok momma"...No she didn't say damnit.

















yes that is a spiderman blanket....Blondie Bee likes diverse things..She holds worms for crying out loud...And plus her comforter was being washed today, so that is Butch Bees old one...mmkay?

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It was in the paper that everyone in my neighborhood should keep their animals in the house at all times. I guess there was a bear spotted down the street a few nights ago. And I don't live in the country. Closest dirt road is a long ways..I live very close to a busy highway..Like blocks. And there was a bear...A freaking bear. And Mr shaky Pants is worried bout the gators down south. Plus there was a moose spotted in town not long ago too. Like wild freaking kingdom here.

But I have figured out how I am going to kill my dog. I am going to send her out with a picnic basket tied around her neck.

Bee Real