Freedom

Well my son managed to go one day now with no red flag warnings on his record..My little perp learned him a good lesson ehh?

My Boo Bee went around today with her Dora back pack on. She says " momma I ready for the bus momma"

I told her she cant go to the bus, she isn't old enough.

" why momma?"

Trust me, if it were not beyond my control you would be at school, but little babies who poop and urinate on themselves still need to be coddled on their mother bossoms I guess.

At dinner I had a cook out..It was 90 degrees in the shade so I thought it was a perfect idea. My Boo bee says " knock knock momma"

I hate her knock knocks....There is never a punch line, but tonight, I regress, she finally made a funny

Whose there

" hot dog"

"hot dog who"

"momma your a wiener"

pure comic gold folks, pure comic gold..

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Guess what, this fatty is joining weight watchers..I am going to start Friday. My goal is to get down to my natural weight....7lbs 12 ounces.

Whoever said it was a good idea to walk 4 miles in the blistering sun? I did, that's who..According to my mother she is never walking with me again. I mean a little heat stroke never killed anyone right? She still had to make a scene, pouring water over her head, red face, panting like a dog in heat....I swear, I cant take her anywhere.

I let Mr shaky pants mow the back yard. There are not uniform straight lines. That's what happens when you let a man do a woman's job...This is why we birth the babies.

Bee Real