Careless whisper

Boy did I have a day. Do you ever have a day and when its over you say to yourself "now that was a day!" Well I had one of them.

It all started early afternoon when I got a call from my sons teacher. Now this boy of mine has not once been in any trouble. He is a people pleaser. Unlike his mother. Anyhoo, apparently he was saying some things on the playground that totally freaked out another boy. According to the teacher he was caught saying " I am going to destroy you." He freaked a kid out so bad that the kid went crying or something thinking his life was in mortal danger. This school takes these kinds of things way to seriously, because they said he could of been suspended from school. I mean they have less than two weeks left, and this is the first time he has been in trouble. But when he tells his side it makes me wonder what the hell happened. He says he was chasing 2 girls and one boy like always. According to him he was saying " I am going to defeat you"...I don't know the whole story, a letter is going to be sent home..But I know this...My boy has a record now. He has a red flag on his school record for this. Now if a gun or other piece of lethal equipment is ever found, guess who will be the first one arrested..That's right..My Butch Bee..

Then later on that same day my Boo Bee says " momma got go potty"..I have been waiting all my life for this moment. I quickly wisk her to the bathroom and get her potty seat out..She sits there on the potty with her tiny feet dangling from the big ole potty..When she is done she announces very proudly that she is done. I pick her up and low and behold there is a tiny boo bee turd in there. We tell her what big girl she is, and praise her over and over. She then says she wants to wear underpants. So Blondie Bee goes and finds a pair of hers to lend her. A while later boo bee says to Mr shaky pants.." Daddy pants dirty"..Yup, she wizzed all over herself. She needs to stop all food and drink till she can go on the potty every time..

And it only gets better..The older bees had their dental check up today. I was informed that my Blondie Bee needs to have 6 teeth pulled in order for 4 teeth to come in..Her big mouth is really cramped. From the size of her attitude you would never guess she has a small mouth. So in two weeks she goes in for her oral re-assignment as I am calling it. Some of the teeth they are pulling wont even come in till she is 12..That is what happens when I make fun of people with no teeth..The dentist also informed me that I need to save all my income tax from now till she is 12 because she will be needing a mouth full of metal.

Bright side..No cavities..My bees have never had a cavity..My anal ways about teeth are paying off..Well mostly anyway..

Lets see...What else...My son is nearly suspended in the last week of school, my daughter cant hold her urine in, my other daughter is going to be toothless till she is 12...All a all a pretty damn good day.

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Here is one thought to ponder and one PSA from me to you..

First up is my ponder. How can a 150 pound lady step on an ant and the ant still be able to live and tell his buddies about it? I musta stepped on him 3 times with full force and the minute I left my foot, he hobbles away. Granted with a limp, but he was still alive.

My PSA....When your walking over 4 miles per hour on your treadmill, do not close your eyes for any reason..Even if you think its a good one...mmaky?

Bee Real