Nothing wrecks your night like...

First I want to thank you all for your funny stories about us...I cracked a smile on all of them.

Have you ever......(I am about to charter into unknown waters here, say something really gross about myself, or rather admit something gross..Bare with me). Ok say your assuming the position to ahh, umm,....Go pee. And you spot something on the floor you want to get a closer look at. And for the sake of argument lets say you lean over to far in mid-stream. And also lets say...for the sake of argument that you accidentally piddle on the back of your favorite jammie bottoms. Now do you change them? Or just say, " oh its just a tiny piddle, you will be fine.."

Well lets just say for the sake of sounding like a gross ,vile and disgusting gal....That I did change my bottoms...And lets just say, I didn't sleep well without my good bottoms on.

Lesson learned....If its just a little piddle...Its ok.....Because I said so!!



Kissing spawn had a Christmas program today. I sent his sweet self out the door dressed in his Sunday best, his hair neatly placed in the way mom likes it.

I spot him at the concert, looking all homely. His shirt was untucked and wrinkled, his hair was sticking up in various spots noticeable to the naked eye. This is what happens when you put a hat on when the hair is still damp.....He looked like the kids you know, the ones who look like they wash bout once a week. The kids you never see with brushed teeth or combed hair..

Yup, that was my boy today...But his teeth looked good. I am a freak about teeth..I make my spawns brush their teeth, then I go in and re-do it.

These kids will have every reason to put me in home. I need to accept that fact. I will be alone , maybe get monthly visits, and the occasional hard candy drop off. I don't know why, but every nursing home I have worked at...Hard candy is like some sort of life saving apparatus for the old folks..I swear!!

Anyway, I am done...Have a delightful weekend...

Toodles