About a box and bm

You see this box?



















This box has my present it in from my dad and his soon to be bride. I have a pretty good idea what it is. I am dying to open it and see it. Let me just give you a hint....I think it is some sort of a device that would permit me to NOT have to take crappy as$ pictures.

You follow me? So this pretty box, nicely wrapped, sits under Christina,s tree. I am waiting patiently...Yes, this is me being patient.

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Wednesday evening I sat with baby spawn to watch our nightly programming of Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood, I became taken aback by the topic tonight. It was about going potty.

Which is a good thing, but for this loving man to show us where his potty is, then to sit on the toilet...( clothed and seat down of course) and read a book while sitting on the potty, made me feel kinda shitfy.

I swear to the Lord above these words came out of my dear Freds mouth.

" now when you get old enough to urinate or make BM in the potty that means your growing up"

and this line

" Everybody has made BM in the potty, that means our bodies are working"

Now this is what I am thinking

maybe its just me, but my spawns would have no idea what BM is. Now if you were to say poop, poopy, poops, or number 2....They know this.

Maybe my spawns are barbaric little creatures...(hence their name of spawns) but the word BM would totally go over their heads.

And I think this is a good thing...I would have a hard time hearing one of my children say "mom, I have to go have a BM"....

Maybe its just me...Ok, I am sure it is.

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Something funny covert spy spawn said to Old Mother hen. They were talking about the movie Home Alone, which the oldest LOVES.....My mother said to her.." That is a pretty funny movie isn't it"

To which my little girl replied

" I do not see what is so funny about a little boy being left home alone, that is illegal . You no that don't you?"

sometimes that kid has more common sense then the rest of us....

She has foiled my plans once again.....Curse you covert spy spawn..Curse you..

Although Joe Pesci would not be planning any mode of attack on my crap hole.Again, you have to look at the positives.

toodles