No baby spawn,you can not do that

Baby spawn, hello its me mum. I am sorry for pretending I am talking to Dora, Boots, Backpack, and Map when you had me the phone. I had no idea you would think you could talk to them through the television...Today when you put your tiny ear up to the speaker of the telly and tried with all your might to talk to Dora, I laughed...But then grew worried when you started reaching your bity hand behind the devil box in order to try and find her. My appologies to you and yours.. You CAN NOT talk to Dora. She is not alive. She is what we call a doodle.

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I stole this from my girl Shelly at www.packof2.blogspot.com

Give 10 weird or random facts about yourself....

1. When I was 10 I ran over my sister with my dads S-10 pick up truck.

2. When I was 17 I met a professional football player. And he asked for my phone number.

3. Back in the late 80,s I would go thru one can of Aqua Net hairspray in a week..the pink and gray can. I belive I single handledly helped depleat the ozone layer.

4. In elementary school I told all my friends and my teacher that my dad was Tom Sellek. When I was called out on it, I said that he was my dads brother. I had one person years later who must have belived me, tell me they saw my uncle at the party store.

5. I tried stealing a car once. But my plans were foiled when I could not reach the pedals and could not figure out what key went into the ignition.

6. In like 3-5 grade I would take paper clips, and un-fold them. I would put them in my mouth, mold it to my teeth, adhere it with gum and tell all my friends I had a retainer.

7. I use to let my boy friends in thru my bedroom window. Once I was making out with one thru the window and had the damnest thing happen. I wont go into detail, but I ended up putting my feet thru the glass and messed up my feet pretty good.

8. After watching an episode of The Jefferson,s I went to school the next day and called my teacher " a stupid honky"....Not knowing the ramifications of that!! Also not knowing what it meant..

9. After watching The Jazz Singer ( starring Neil Diamond) I told my teacher I was Jewish. I rember it was getting close to The Holiday season and I had no idea what Hannaka was. She asked me to tell the class about Hannaka. Lets just say..I was outted then...

10. I once had a fish bowl filled with worms and toads. That I caught myself. Now, I woudlnt touch one to save my soul. Toads give you warts.

I wont tag anyone....But if ya wanna do it, go for it....

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I am still having troubles with my prostate. I am gonna buy Depends soon so I can watch my whole soap opera without interuptions. Or buy the jumbo size Pampers..That way it doesnt look like I have a problem.

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Hello hottie..

It wont let me post a picutre.....I will try later.....


it will not let me spell check either..gosh I hope you can decode my jibberish nonsence..I really need to have a handbook...

Toodles