More useless crap from useless me

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1. If you let baby spawn spend the better of 4 days sucking on blue colored juice, you better expect green poop to follow for 7 days.so don't be alarmed..It is my PSA for you guys

2. If you leave tuna on the counter for the kitty to eat, the dog will knock it down and lick it till she slits her tongue on the sharp edges.

3. You will have to carry baby spawn to the basement so her feet don't touch the once floating carpet

4 .My covert spy says " its ok, me and baby spawn can share the same straw, because we share the same saliva right momma?"

5. Should not blog after I take an Ambien and a little cough syrup.


Life sometimes throws you balls. It can be good balls, footballs, bowling balls..I don't care..

Make sure you make the best calls with the balls you have. No need to delve into this anymore than I am..You get my point:-) you peeps are smart.

or if you don't prefer the term balls you can use dice,cards,lemons, whatever term you see fit. I am not going to make you say balls if you so choose not.I am cool like that.



That was WTMI.....I know....Its the Ambien, it makes me crazy....

Toodles