As I mentioned in my post from Thursday, I am dealing with some, shall I call them "issues" with some crap.
I had also mentioned my slightly tan not so taught ..Nether region.
Now mind you I try to workout everyday. Try being the operative word here folks. So I do enlist the help of some products to help me reach my butt firming goals. ( as well as firming any other areas that may need a bit firming up). I have been using Jergins Skin Firming lotion on and off for the better part of 2 years now. And I will be damned if I get bad bottle every time. Not once have I had it tighten or firm anything.
I am beginning to think Jergins has a stake out on my having a not so taught buttock. Like they know I will be back in a month to re-stock my supply of their gibberish nonsense. And I do...That is what kills me. I spend my 5 or 6 bucks every month to re-supply my garden of youth and firmness. But alas, I have not come into the luck of any firmness anywhere.
So for today, and the rest of my days ( until the lipo and the boob job) with a not so taught buttock and bosom.
All this girl is asking for is a little help. I do not want the body I had when I was 18. Ok, who the hell am I kidding, I do. But I know I am 30 freaking years old, and it just aint in the gene pool anymore.
Just my damn luck....A $2000.00 bill for crap that wasn't finished..(check out last post for details) and I am being ripped off by Jergins.
Is there any justice in this cruel , cruel world?
Toodles
Friday, November 18, 2005
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Well...without ....ahem...pictures it wouldn't be fair for me to comment on the....um.....firmness....just saying....lol
Regarding the carpet bill--couldn't you just yank up the carpet and go for refinishing the floors (if there is wood underneath) for that price? Big Ouch!! I'm all about the no carpeted floors--I'm weird, I know. :)
Regarding keeping in shape, well, what the hell do I know? But, the previous comments cracked me up!! :)
Ummmm.. maybe if you're looking for that "youthful appearance" in those areas you should try going back to your youth....
"I must, I must, I must firm up my..."
Ok...not exactly how it went, and probably won't work, but funny as hell just the same! LOL
Mike, well u will just have to take my word for it:-)
Angel girl, so I am NOT old..LOL..btw, I lived in MI all my life but moved to MN last year..U will have to tell me what part your from:-)
Marel,well the basment has no wood floors, i belive they are cemnet..uggg....
Melis, I treid doing that when I was 13...to get a bigger bust, only proebelm is it didnt work then..it hit me when I was 23 and didnt want them..LOL...so what now?????
u crack me up girl! not laughing at your outragous bill or saggy butt of course...but your sense of humor about it is just refreshing!
keep on with that treadmill girl- excercise the the poor man's lipo! lol. have a good weekend. :)
Cat, I have seen floors like that, and htey do look good. Only probeelm is this is where my spawns run and play. I dont want them cracking thier heads open on a cement floor:(
so your 30 too, so u see my delima..LOL
Vani, glad you are getting a good chuckle at my expense..lol...I am trying with th epoor mans lipo..only i would prefer to be under while doing it:-)
d, so your getting bad bottles too?? maybe we can sue..dont worry bout the F bomb..I dont mond sweets:-)
Heather, you are a freaking genius:)
I will work on the nude part..I will let you no how I fair:-)
I just read d's comment...COOL we can say Fuck here??? AWESOME!!! LOL!
You can say it at my plcae too...but I'm sure you knew that:)
Shelly
Shelly, I think Angie and I should start some sort of class action lawsuit:-)
and yes, feel free to use as many dirty words as you want.LOL..I use to have a bad mouth, but I am trying to control it, ya no for the kids sake:-)
I think the only thing that is going to help my butt is if I get implants... so not going to happen!
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