Ho-ho merry thanksgiving

So tomorrow will we all gather round our tables..( or whoever may be cooking) and consume massive qaunties of carbs, sugars, and protein. Then about 20 minutes later we will lay our rears on whatever prospective seating we can find. We may fight over who gets to lay in the coziest chair, or the fattest sofa.

The husband is in charge of the turkey here. Where as I am in charge of the rest. This is because if the turkey sucks, I am not to blame. It seems the whole Thanksgiving dinner centers around the goodness of the turkey..You can have killer sides, but if the turkey sucks.might as well pack up and head to Arby,s.

I will be making cheesy potatoes, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, rolls,stuffing, 2 pumpkin pies and 2 banana cream pies ( with homemade crust ladies!!) and I will probably make some sugar cookies..In the shape of pumpkins and
turkeys of course.

We will eat about 2, then be ready to crash for the night by 2:30. After I have cleaned up the stinking mess, we will cuddle around and maybe watch some movies or just veg on whatever we find on the telly.

Friday I will go shopping. I will try not to knock over anyone. When it comes to bargins and or deals of any kind I tend to become greedy/disgruntled/hostile. So if we have a run in tomorrow I apologize in advance for knocking you down and taking that Dora doll out of your hands as it was the last one. My deepest apologies to you and yours:)

Then Saturday we may decorate for Christmas. I hate this. I hate the mess, I hate the smell of the tree..But most of all I hate the freaking needles that fall off the tree and cause me to have minor bleeding in my foot region. Then the cat or dog, maybe both will knock off at least one ornament and shatter it to a million pieces. Then one of the kids will walk in the mess before I clean it...Hence more minor bleeding from the foot region. Fun to be had by all.

Some things I am thankful for this year

1. My spawns are growing and changing everyday. I just no that everyday that passes is one more day closer to the day they move out:-)

2. My warm house. Up here in Gods country she gets pretty nippy. I am lucky to have such a nice house and nice things. I hate where I live but it could be much worse.

3. The husband. He lets me boss him around, control the telly, and yell at him for no good reason other than I am just being my ole bitchy self.

4.Friends. although I am much lacking in the area, I am thankful at the prospective of meeting a good friend. I know there is some out there somewhere!!

5.Blogging. This year I was introduced to the bizarre world of blogging. A place where I can safely complain and moan about everything, talk about nonsense, and just plain be crazy. And I thank you guys for reading and keeping me laughing with your own stories. You guys are the best.

Well I will end it here. I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday and eats way too much food and needs to go up one pants size.

I will leave you with a new "hello hottie"








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