Holy crap, stop the presses folks

The Earth must be on a slightly different tilt as of late. Reason being you ask? I did something that I never thought I would ever do. I mean never.

I am a little Leary about even telling you. But I feel I need to tell you, just so you do not think I am hiding anything from you:)

Ok, here is the sad truth. I have joined the church choir. Go ahead, poke fun at the church girl. Tell me how I wont get into heaven any quicker by singing at the church.

I know all this. I have no idea what I was thinking. Tuesday was the first practice I attended, and it was rough. They are doing practice for the Christmas program. I have not sung in a choir since highschool. I was even asked to sing at our graduation..But politely declined as I hate being the center of attention.

But man, my throat is killing me..ugg


Anyhoo, I am starting to rethink the idea I had back in the early summer or late spring. I am wanting to set up a fund of sorts. A fund to benefit me. For those of you who remember, I was wanting to take donations.

I am much too poor too afford this. So with the help from my fellow bloggers I just may be able to pull it off..Of course I am talking about good ole fashion plastic surgery. Just enough to cover a boob reduction and a tad bit of lipo. I will save up your hard earned money one dollar at a time.

Now here is the breakdown of what I need. Just so you can figure your budget accordingly. Because I am cool like that.

Boob reduction: apprx. $ 4,000

Lipo: roughly $ 5,000 ( this is tummy,thighs, and whatever else they see fit)

I know, I know. Your thinking, my gosh you are perfect the way you are. Yes, I know this. But I just need a little pick me up:)

Then after I recover I will need a vacation. So I will also be taking donations for this. I can not take a good vacation till I look just right in my bikini. That would just be wrong.

So make all donations payable to:

Fixing flab
c/o Christina
123 hot mamma street
Minneapolis, MN

I will not be accepting personal checks. Only because it is hard to cash out of state checks. Not because I think you will send me a bad check:-)

So go ahead, get me a money order, or even just cash. I will accept all forms of it..20,s and even 10,s. But I would really rather prefer bigger bills such as 50,s and 100,s..Much easier to delegate and count.

Thank you in advance for you kind and generous donations. God really looks up to those who donate to charities. Think about it....Its all just a thought:)


Toodles

:-)