Swinging good time

Some of you heathens have asked to see what the gardens look like, because well, your nosey..


So being the giver that I am, I will show you some things..

Its by no means the prettiest garden, but hell, like I said, no one is digging holes in my yard unless I'm burying a body.
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This is my pumpkins and such....





























This would be The Boys lethal piece of footwear.....

This would be my Herb Garden....






and no, there is no wacky to -baccy...damn people..

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NOT Mary Jane.....its, well...hell if I know..

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So anyway, there ya go you nosey heathens..

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The other day I sent a nice invitation...by email...that's how I roll..to a Thanksgiving harvest at my dwelling.

I sent one to my sister in law, my dad and the just about everyone but the father in law, because frankly I think he is about as worthless as a polished turd..

I have 3,000 sqaure feet in this house, plenty of room for a big gathering to feast on a gamey bird..

EVERYONE, has ignored me. For Christ sake, just say no way Jose'...or tell me how much you would rather get your toes run over by a mack truck..something.

Don't just damn dis on me..

sonsabitches..

I wont extend an invite ever again....unless its to kiss my bottom..

OK, really i wouldn't invite them to do that...

OK maybe i would..

Not sure why no one has just told me no. I knew right when I came up with the bright idea that no one would come here...

It was more for shits and giggles to see if anyone would actually WANT to come here for a holiday.

Guess the shit and giggle is on me.

damnitalltohell..

Any of you wanna come?

yup. thought not.

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My son had his last baseball game tonight...

Now my boy is no, well, athlete by any means..But he has been gung ho all season about this. Normally he starts something and then quits.

Not this, he went all the way thru.

Now he never had a hit, but he did walk a lot of times this season...so that's OK..

But tonight, the night at which it all boiled down too......the night of the championship.

He is up to bat...does he hit it?...does he?...does he?

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No...

but ya no what...he was the only kid to make it to second base.

I.SHit.YOu. Not.

and he only got to second base because the little sucker STOLE his first base.

Now there was no one in front, or behind him...but he thought it would be a good time to slide.

He has not worked all the kinks out in his slide, so it was more of a leap and a bounce.

But dang it, he did it...

They lost, not a single run...

The sad and amusing thing is the boy was the only one to make it to second base.

This is a day that will live in Infamy.

Amen...